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Lindsay Lohan will return to the feel-good realm of cold-blooded murderers she's already explored in such previous cinematic outings as Chapter 27, I Know Who Killed Me, and Confessions of a Teenage Homicidal Maniac, as E! News is reporting the actress has signed on to play Manson Family member Nancy Pitman in Manson Girls. So invested is the actress in getting the details just right, expect to see her on red carpets and at area hot spots in the coming weeks sporting styles from the period, with the word "PIG" smeared across her forehead in what we hope will only be pig's blood. [E Online]

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5:27 PM on Thu Mar 27 2008
By Seth
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mink at 06:12 PM on 03/27/08
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I'd pay good money to see la Lohan daubed in pig's blood...a fitting reward for her 'work' in I Know Who Killed Me (I write from bitter experience that was eased somewhat by several bottles of Two Buck Chuck.)
CourageousCoward at 07:15 AM on 03/28/08
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@mink: Well then you're in luck because I hear she also signed on to star in the remake of the remake of 'Carrie.' (Girl's gotta pay for her Laboutins!)
monkeyrotica at 10:40 AM on 03/28/08
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Please, God, let them sign Natasha Lyonne as Squeaky Fromme.
Whiteboyfunfark at 03:33 PM on 03/29/08
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It's a perfect fit: she's young, crazy, on drugs, and a laughable failure in the music biz. Put Dina in a crazy wig and trade in the high heels for flats we've even got our Charlie....It's like, yeah, motherfucker: Healter Skealter and Death to Pigs. Even the misspelling seems natural!