Defamer
Is Ali Lohan's new look just a matter of spiffing up her hair and makeup for the Living Lohan camera crew, or could she be the latest victim of Ashlee Simpson Syndrome? As you'll recall, Ashlee wasn't able to escape the shadow of her big sister until she went under the knife, and now it appears that lil' Lohan might be following her lead. Some recent shots of her out and about on the red carpet show a nearly unrecognizable version of her former clean-faced, mousy-haired, age-appropriate self. After the jump, we took a look at a few before and after shots to try and figure out if Ali's new hotness is the result of a knife or if she just found herself one hell of a hairdresser.
Here's Ali last year, avoiding too much makeup, and letting her hair hang long and straight:
And here's Ali this week, premiering new bangs, smokey eyes, Sunset Tan skin, and noticeably plumper lips:
Putting aside the aesthetic differences, the fact we find most distressing is how much she's starting to resemble big sis Lindsay. However, it's important to note that Lindsay didn't transform into a dark haired, attitude laden diva until she was nearly 18 years old. We fear Lindsay's distance from Momager/Pimp Dina has resulted in Ali becoming White Oprah's new pet project. What's next, veneers and butt implants for Cody once Ali's been in and out of the revolving rehab door a few times too many?
[Photo Credits: Splash, Wireimage, Getty]
Comments
She looks like some Percocet-shnarfing Orange County trophy wife. Egads.
Cue the Indian/Native American/Italian standing on a hill with one tear rolling down his cheek.
not to mention in one of those pictures her eyes are blue.
my my dina, you've outdone yourself. why haven't child services come for your children?
I'm a little disturbed that you use the phrase "new hotness" to describe a 15 year old. girl Granted, she's a 15-year-old who looks like the newest 30something castmember of Real Housewives of Orange County, but still.
notice how her eyes get progressively sadder.
She was much prettier & had potiential to grow up to be quite attractive.
But she looks like one of those ugly twins from that bad little 90's Irish girl pop group Bewitched
They also looked 35 at 15 & not in a good way either.
Not to encourage them, but if she was having work done, why start with the lips and not the nose.
At least lip plumpers aren't permanent...
@ortholomeux:
Fake blue eyes at a photo op? Somebody's out to steal the "I'm A Talent-Free Whore" title from Paris Hilton.
Aren't you still 'growing up' at 14? Why do surgery if nature has yet to finish you? Braces, yes. Face surgery, I don't think so. It's too early.
I'm all for it. You can see in any picture that tragically, Dina was born without an upper lip and Ali had a less than ideal amount of plumpness herself. I support Dina's decision to preemptively save her child from this debilitating condition.
Besides, you can't give casting-couch head without an upper lip. Think of your future honey!
From tween to TWILF in four photos. Is that some kind of record?
I wish my parents would have loved me enough to make sure I was "Mug Shot Ready".
Wow...that's pretty bad when you're 14, and could pass for 40...
Why the hec would she do that to herself?
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