Defamer
Occasionally, when the planets align just so and the sun strikes the Earth at the exact right location, we witness that rarest of phenomena known as Disney Ads on Smut Sites. Or at least that's what gutter-minded rabblerouser Drunken Stepfather calls it, having caught as many as six different instances of Walt Disney World Web ads aligned beside Egotastic's recent coverage of sex tapes, flashings and other NSFW (and definitely NSFDW) mini-scandals.
"I was pretty shocked to see Goofy staring back at me," writes depraved DS proprietor Jesus Martinez, capturing the stunning quality of this galactic event in one of his few moments of media-critical clarity. Of course, we know as well as anyone how accidents can happen in the vagaries of ad networks, but the prospects for Pluto to grin at us with a bone in his mouth while a would-be Lindsay Lohan plays metaphorical tit-for-tat inches away... well, folks, that's just pure, head-exploding magic.
- Disney Advertises on Smut Sites [Drunken Stepfather]
Comments
That's actually an ad for Disney's new prostitution ring. For $84, Pluto will suck on your bone.
Since half of the scandals/sex tapes involve ex-mouseketeers or Disney film alums, there is a certain logic to it. Then again, maybe someone needs to rethink the "happy ending" tag in their contextual advertising.
What bulk buy did Disney get that landed them on Egotastic??
One time I was reading a news page with google ads and the story was about a Hershey worker who drowned in a chocolate vat, and the ads were for Godiva chocolates! mmmmmmmdrowning in chocolate......
This reminds me of the best double bill I have EVER SEEN on a single marquee --
BAMBI
CLEAN AND SOBER
I couldn't possible make that up . . .
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