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A Call To The Bullpen, csi, x17, marg helgenberger

You Ain't Foolin Nobody, Lady

CSI star Marg Helgenberger would like you to believe that she's busy reading the shit out of Richard Price's latest novel, Lush Life. Yet in reality, hidden behind that dust cover is a copy of US Weekly, which is actually hiding a copy of Highlights magazine, which is also being used as a diversion for another magazine, Penthouse Forum.

[Photo Credit: X17]

10:50 AM on Thu Mar 27 2008
By Douglas Reinhardt
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CrankYank at 11:26 AM on 03/27/08
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Yeah, she's not actually drinking that Honest T either. And those aren't her real toes.
Leviticus_71 at 12:06 PM on 03/27/08
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Behind the Penthouse forum? Boy's Life.
CourageousCoward at 12:42 PM on 03/27/08
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I think we're all missing the point. Behind that book is actually the head of her unformed twin growing out of her shoulder. Yep, they cover it up with makeup. Aren't special effects great?
Readsforaliving at 01:16 PM on 03/27/08
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Must all nail salons use that cheezy bamboo wallpaper?
CourageousCoward at 02:27 PM on 03/27/08
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@Readsforaliving: No, not all. Just the ones run by Asians.
moondawg9 at 02:02 AM on 03/28/08
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You haven't lived till you've had Marg Helgenberger stare directly at you.

Or make that "Thru YOU".

She looks at you like she can see all the way back to each and every one of your past lives and she isn't sure if she is impressed with any of them.

I would like to see Marg and Nicole Kidman have the ULTIMATE staring competition on pay per view.

May the best "extremely intense" red-head win.
nedwin at 05:52 PM on 04/07/08
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Marg can look at me any way she wants to. From her, I'll take what I can get.