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Next Up On Port-au-Prince Action News: Your Weather

· We take three things from this video: One, Haitian Weather Guy is about the lowest-stress vocation on the planet. Two, some videos really do improve upon subsequent viewings. And three, if there's a Meaning of Life, Arthur knows it. [YouTube]
· K-Fed's loving father, forgiving ex, and capable role-model game is ridiculous. [In Touch]
· Tonight, two of our very favorite animated things—South Park and Canadian sci-fi fleshcore classic Heavy Metal—are to be combined into one, brainmeltingly awesome new thing. (One can only hope.) [Vulture]
· Cajun chef Paul Prudhomme was grazed by a bullet on a Louisiana golf course today, upon which he instantly started hemorrhaging gravy. [USA Today]
· The only bad thing about the gigantic piano house is the 40-foot-tall Liberace who tramples the village to come play it every full moon. [Weird Asia News via Thighmaster]

5:57 PM on Wed Mar 26 2008
By Seth
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Mark Graham at 06:07 PM on 03/26/08
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Pretty much everywhere, it's gonna be hot.
hummingpenguin at 06:16 PM on 03/26/08
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he's amazing.
Trixie from Toronto at 06:18 PM on 03/26/08
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He's almost losing it before he says it. I want to know why! What was going on in the Port-au-Prince nerve centre?
Glass_Family at 06:25 PM on 03/26/08
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I'm fairly certain you could shoot a gun anywhere in America and graze Paul Prudhomme.
moondawg9 at 06:29 PM on 03/26/08
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Hippy Dippy Weatherman, anyone?

"We got a Canadian low, which is not to be confused with a Mexican high."
metroville at 08:31 PM on 03/26/08
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Thanks indeed, Arthur.
Hez at 09:56 PM on 03/26/08
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Seth, that Kevin Federline meme is still pure gold. Not only was yours funny, but I laughed about the original reference all over again.
nojo at 10:33 PM on 03/26/08
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combined into one, brainmeltingly awesome new thing. (One can only hope.)

One hoped correctly. And my cat has mysteriously disappeared.
StylusPictures at 10:45 PM on 03/26/08
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What makes this weatherman clip "comedy gold" is the 1/4 second after the woman delivers her "Then, I won't need a jacket" joke. Watch carefully. For a 1/4 second, the weatherman looks like he is going to kill her, then bam!...he snaps into a big laugh. Wow! I love it!
MidTwix at 06:40 AM on 03/27/08
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Are they also with Haitian Century 21?
MsMuffinMcGuffin at 07:51 AM on 03/27/08
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The Paul Prudhomme hemorrhaging gravy line was downright cold.

Not that it stopped from laughing out loud though.
Superstarsteve at 08:37 AM on 03/27/08
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Don't Haitians speak Creole French? I'm confused. The In Touch link sent me to a Matthew McConaughey story and took over Mozilla..(had to reboot my MAC!) And book me post haste to that obscure China town Liberace home. To keep it real they need to stock it full of young blond rent boys and pommeranians--otherwise I'm not going! Oh dahlink, give me a Mimosa...