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Meet Miles Fisher, World's Greatest Tom Cruise Impressionist

· The secret Tom Cruise Scientology video gets immortalized in Superhero Movie with perhaps the best impression we've seen yet, courtesy of astonishing Cruise-alike Miles Fisher. Seriously—someone give this lusciously be-eyebrowed kid a shot at a legit career! [superhero-movie.net]
· Someone sent in this picture of a framed portrait of Alan Thicke and family, spotted hanging in the window of a store in Pasadena. We find it terrifying. [Flickr]
· Steve McQueen's estate sues a clothing company for plastering the legendary tough-guy's face on a line of poser clothing that would eventually end up on people like Ryan Seacrest. [Reuters]
· Tina Fey's dream 30 Rock guest is Oprah, playing her best friend. She'd also happily work with Britney Spears again, whom she describes as "very professional and nice," standing in stark contrast to Paris Hilton, whom she likens to a morsel of excrement [USA Today]
· Please do not eat the Icelandic pony. [blog.icelandexpress.com]

6:22 PM on Tue Mar 25 2008
By Seth
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raincoaster at 06:38 PM on 03/25/08
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That blog nailed it: It's Icelandic HORSE! even to the breeders who are selling them for meat. The Icelandic horse was bred as a meat animal, which tells you about Icelanders. The Chihuahua was also bred as a meat animal, which tells you about Mexicans.

The Irish...but there, I've said enough...
hughman at 07:13 PM on 03/25/08
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the Thicke family is so... uh... colorful!
Trixie from Toronto at 07:15 PM on 03/25/08
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The most disturbing thing about the Thicke Family portrait is that his wife looks like a high school prom queen.
CrankYank at 07:25 PM on 03/25/08
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Eyebrows is also a dead ringer for Matt Dillon circa Outsiders. Kid was obviously born twenty years too late.
TryThisAtHome at 08:52 PM on 03/25/08
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Okay now. Cute kid does cute Tom Cruise impression. I'm impressed.
CakeAndDeath at 11:10 PM on 03/25/08
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Holy mother-humping hell, he's got the laugh down PERFECTLY. Very, very creepy. Kid's got skills.
barzzini at 08:32 AM on 03/26/08
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You obviousley havent seen Tom Cruise is a Cock Block 1&2 on Funny or Die.com. Check it out this guy is even better.
D Day at 09:57 AM on 03/26/08
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The Superhero Movie Tom Cruise and the Funny or Die Tom Cruise need to have a Tom Cruise-Off
jackvinyl at 10:05 AM on 03/26/08
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i'm glad to see that Peter Fascinelli is working again... or was that Scott Wolf?
ltpwastestime at 10:44 AM on 03/26/08
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ok, this is crazy. that kid is named james miles fisher and i went to HIGH SCHOOL WITH HIM. he went to the boys school, st albans, and i went to the girls school, national cathedral school, in dc. he was a few years older than me and boy did i have a crush on him. people used to call him american psycho cuz of his dead on patrick bateman impression. i saw the trailer a while ago and thought, "oh my god, is that james fisher?" and now defamer confirmed it. so weird.

oh, james fisher. what a crush i had on you.
$Image of I\'m Waitin\' for Dolemite$ I'm Waitin' for Dolemite at 02:29 PM on 03/26/08
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So when abouts did the Thickes adopt Kevin James?
jasonelias at 02:41 PM on 03/26/08
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That's Alan's other son, Really Thicke.
StevieRayHalen at 04:26 PM on 03/26/08
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That is a brilliant parody... I wonder what's better? the James Fisher "Tom Cruise" act? or the Tom Cruise, "I'm not gay and I'll sue you for $100 million dollars if you say that I am..." act...mmmmmm