The Bachelor's movable harem made a pit-stop in Vegas last night for the second of two group dates. To be quite frank, the entire enterprise took a dive towards the mundane after being robbed of the effervescent presence of Bachelors in Nutrition-holding contestant Stacey, whose undiscovered-disease-curing ambitions could one day save millions of lives lost to cancer's even deadlier sequel.
But with Stacey gone, we now turn to the second most interesting bottle-blonde prospect: actress Shayne, who in the premiere's most stunning confession, revealed that she has long lived in the shadow of her famous father and grandfather, Lorenzo and Fernando Lamas. So accustomed is this hottie—genetically engineered to withstand even her exacting father's laser-pointed flawbservations—to getting what she wants, she basically refuses to capitulate to the show's central premise of 25 desperate, backstabbing women "eyeing for" the blue ribbon steed of their dreams. In the confrontation above, she admits as much, whereupon Sexiest British Bachelor Ever Matt Grant calmly explains that, sorry lady, those are the rules, get back in line with the rest of the biological-clock-ticking wenches 'til your ovaries start salivating 'round rose-distribution time.
- The Bachelor [ABC]









The Bachelor's movable harem made a pit-stop in Vegas last night for the second of two group dates. To be quite frank, the entire enterprise took a dive towards the mundane after being robbed of the effervescent presence of 



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Is she a midget or is Matt really tall?
Anyone else remember her from TwentyFourSeven on MTV?
Does anyone remember TwentyFourSeven on MTV? Not that I've watched it or anything. Multiple times.
Man, that chick reeks of desperation. Once saw her pregnant mom in action in Tahoe at a casual mountain top restaraunt. Wore stripper shoes and mini dress to hike around at ten thousand feet. Lorenzo wore cutoffs and two different colored tube socks. He still out shined her. In addition, he was extremely affable with the staff and guests. She was stoney, rude, and silent. His embarassment was palpable. I felt very sad for him.
Look at me being dramatic! I hope someone in the biz sees me and thinks I'm talented and hot. Hmm... maybe I should release a sex tape, too. That seems to work.
Kardashian clone says what?
so. very. uncomfortable.
If Princess Doll Hair really were as "hot" as she thinks she is, she wouldn't be on a stupid dating show. She'd be standing next to a silver briefcase.
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