aka The Pretty One

"Why do I look older than you, mommy?"

More than the namesake? Oh, my.

Those kids have NO fashion sense.

Is that fur?

OH NO SHE DIDN'T. Demi needs to slap the white off that girl.

Looks like somebody fed Tallulah after midnight.

Well, now I know what the love child of Jamie Lee Curtis and Jack Black looks like. And it ain't pretty.

This one looks like a slightly more feminine and attractive Bruce Willis in drag.

The parents are both reasonably good looking so it's really a genetic fuck you at how consistently creepy looking their kids turned out.

@procrastinator, esq.: With a touch of Madame thrown into the mix.

You'd think with all that money & the fact that Demi obviously has some of the finest plastic surgeons on speed dial, that they could do something with those poor girls.

Note to Brad & Ange having your own biological children does not mean they will be genetically blessed with your post surgery looks.

Sweet Panda Love: No joke. Demi's the mother and not one of them is even remotely in the same league.

I guess Bruno's masculinity simply will not be genetically denied.

@D Day: not really. scout is in my opinion. look at the chin on that girl. *shudders*

and f.y.i. the willis girls get their chin from mommy not daddy. no wonder demi lives underneath the knife

@mr.Man: Keep in mind, however, that Demi's had about a half a million dollars of work done to her. For all we know she looked just like one or all of these unfortunate-looking girls as a teenager. She's had a lot of shit done.

Also, may I just reiterate my love for Defamer. Because if I'd just typed what I just typed over at your sister site, I would currently be doused in cyber-gasoline and be tied to a cyber-stake about to be set on cyber-fire by hordes of earnest and humourless women named Sarah.

@Tippi from Toronto: Honestly, why you go over there I have no idea; you must have a slumming instinct. You could DIE from premarin poisoning in minutes!

@Tippi from Toronto: Don't forget "pelted with tampons"! (Those Valleywaggers really need to find a new way to express their outrage. Tee hee.)

@Sweet Panda Love: I'd put in a vote for a touch of demon possession as well. Look in her eyes and she'll take your soul.

Jeez, I guess I'm in the minority, but I think she's a gorgeous kid. She's 14!

@Tippi from Toronto: You might be more informed than me, but I don't think Demi had all that work done until several years ago, right before Charlie's Angels 2.

@Desk_hack: May I direct you to a little ditty called Striptease? The work she had done before that shoot was probably put on the studio's tab, it was so integral to the film's "mood".

@Desk_hack: I am not sure either. I only know that her face looks a lot thinner than it did in the "About Last Night" days. Something significant was done to her face.

She looks like David Addison in drag.

@Hez: Ew! Hope they're still in the package *shudders*

I think if they'd had a boy he'd have been a real heartbreaker. Unfortch, if she has a boy with Ashton, he'd just look gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Not that she has enough human parts left to have a baby the old-fashioned way...

EVIL

"Why are you always looking at yourself in the mirror?"

"Mommie, I can't go to school like this!"

"I'd rather you go to school bald than looking like a tramp!"

@Tippi from Toronto: Teehee, I LOVE being able to snark on celebs over here!