What the F? You know who's classy? Val Kilmer. Seriously. I went though security at LAX last month with the guy right behind the whole time. Nnd you how much of a "I'm a star" fuss he made? None. Zero. Played with his iphone / pda the whole time and that was it.

Now, I'm no Kilmer apologist (you still owe me $8.50 for the Saint, plus interest, you fucker.) But when Megan Fox asks to be let through the line, I call bullshit.

Optional, but recommended for the young actress uniform is a public interest/obsession with Marilyn Monroe.

@ArchieOogley: Yeah. Well. I mean, I think this is supposed to be a joke. I certainly don't get any sense of such demands from this photo at all. So if this is supposed to make us believe she's a bitch, I only get it from the shades.

Wow, yeah. Is she too dumb to know it's already ending? I mean, I'd have sex with her, sure. But afterwards I'd call her Lindsay.

@brechtgirl: Yeah, Megan Fox may have it worse than Lindsay Lohan since Fox has a horrible Marilyn Monroe tattoo on her arm.

Never understood why these baby beeatches go to ugly-ass sunglasses lengths to avoid the pap but then fuss their not getting the star treatment in extremely public places!

Megan who? Let her try that here in New York. I mean, the dumbass TSA "agents" (har har) would still let her through, but you can bet us Noo Yawkas would give her the harshest NY lip. And we'd totally laugh at her fashion sense, or should I say, lack thereof.

@Douglas Reinhardt: Thats supposed to be Marilyn in her tattoo???? I thought it was either Jayne Mansfield...............or Danny Bonaduce in drag.

Tell your children not to walk my way.

Every time I see that ugly oversized sunnies I always sing the Mortien jingle

Louie the Fly, I'm Louie the Fly
Straight from rubbish bins to you!

Hey! I love my bigger-than-an-infant handbags. I can put so much stuff in there you would not believe! And you know how much crap we women carry, so they're useful. Love them love them love them!

@Bento: Either way, it's one of the worst tattoos in the history of the world.

@iAlreadyHateYou: I love your bigger than an infant handbag. It's the perfect place to put my phone and my wallet while watching an extremely long film.