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James Caan Gracefully Slides Further Into His Cranky Old Man Phase

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And another thing about these fuckin' kids today is that they don't know how to wear a pair of pants. How do you fuck that up? Whatever happened going down to Brooks Brothers and having some tailor taking your measurements and coming back with a pair of pants that fits? And what's with all the typing on the phone? Whatsamatta with everyone? Suddenly, we've all become Mr. Greenjeans and we can't pick up a phone and talk to somebody? I gotta e-mail my own son in order to ask him how he's doing. Mr. Big Shot never has the time to pick up the phone.

[Photo Credit: INF]

4:20 PM on Mon Mar 24 2008
By Douglas Reinhardt
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  • This song kills me every time. It even makes me weepy just looking at James Caan.

    I am impressed by the Canadian content of some of these, by the way. Broken Social Scene last week, Neil this week.

    The day Gordon Pinsent shows up on here, by the way, is the day I fly down to L.A. disguised as David Beckham and give Seth a handjob.

  • He's doing the "you lousy kids better get offa my lawn" scene as part of his audition for an upcoming made-for-TV biopic of John McCain.

  • I've seen him working out at Golds. He's not sitting at home in a rocking chair...but what is it with grumpy old men? Is it some kind of beat up testosterone thing?

  • I see James Caan sporting some Dad Pants and a sweater vest. That shirt's not doing him any favors either but hopefully it's not a blend. The good news? He scores more than I do.

  • I have to agree with him about the pants thing.

    Pet hate
    wankers who wear their jeans so low they actually sit below their underpants.

    Pretty funny when said losers trousers fall off in public though


  • James Caan is a cranky old man. I've been on the Las Vegas set and know what of I speak.

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