Defamer
Chace Crawford, the Gossip Girl star so pretty that one bat of his lashes is enough to instantly knock crowds of his tweenage fanbase clear unconscious, has been linked quite a bit lately to former NSYNC member JC Chasez. Not even a suspiciously timed and worded Page Six item describing the actor as being "surrounded by women" seemed to quell the rumors regarding these frequent bunk buddies. Now, via cameraphone-equipped operative, we bring you this latest addition to the Defamer Citizen Paparazzi files. It's an eyewitness account of what Chase and J.C. (can we just give them a celebrity couple's name already? Chésee it is!) were up to over this unseasonably warm L.A. weekend:
Spotted at the Roosevelt pool, Friday PM:
Pretty boy Chace Crawford darting to the bar from a private cabana. No one seemed to notice but upon further inspection, there was quite the little boys party going in the cabana—JC Chasez hiding out and Chace running around getting drinks. The two were in very different bathing suits—JC in his DG mankini and Chace in his best hetero pair of boardshorts—and later changed into a casual jeans & t-shirt look.
Before jumping to conclusions about what it means for two handsome young men to share a poolside cabana with some of their best bros, and all the mutual lotion-application that implies, we'd caution instead that nothing in this scenario should necessarily arouse any further suspicions. We're reminded of those timeless words uttered by Judah Friedlander's 30 Rock character Frank Rossitano, who, possessed by a peculiar hetero-crush on the office coffee boy, justified his increasingly desperate come-ons by explaining, "We're just two straight guys who want to enjoy each other's bodies!"
Bonus Gossip Gay Link: A male cast member will be revealed to be gay in the new season, premiering April 21. This could be the most ambitious viral marketing campaign in network history!
- Gossip Girl [The CW]
Comments
I smell bromance.
See, now I just assume everything is a Kutchspiracy. If they were trying to stay low-key, why on earth go to the Roosevelt? Was the pool closed at the Eagle Rock Best Western?
Sausage party for two?
Bro-fested cabanas can lead me to all sorts of conclusions, but when one bro is in a D&G speedo and it's not a photoshot or in Europe, well, there's really only one conclusion I can jump to.
if this gets jc chasez's solo album rescued from the world of "albums that i really wanted to hear that never came out ANYWHERE" i'm all for it.
Mancation!
Well that would explain this shirt:
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Also, it's the Roosevelt Hotel, known for being gay friendly since since the 30's.
This is way better than Lance and Matt.
just plain pretty white boys - gimme some latino CARNE
Life has never been the same since "Brokeback Mountain" and internet porn.
It's called homosexuality. Big deal, it happens all the time, especially in Hollywood. You go, girls.
JC Chasez is a master vendickolist. You never see his lips move.
This is a test.
It's totally going to be the younger brother (whatever that little blonde moppet's name is) who is gay. The suicidal one.
And no one is hotter than Matthew Settle (YES THE DAD) on that show.
@TheStarterWife:
Matthew Settle is only the hottest of the boys. Chace is the hottest of the girls.
@TheStarterWife: you said it, sister. every time that man appears on my screen, i squeal like a girl and swoon. and he's only three or four years older than the actual 'boys' and hot girl, chace.
"Secret Lovers...."
ugh! let's all give it a rest! they both share the same manager and often travel together to events with him. i guess through that they've become friends. but they're not bonin' or anything. sorry to burst the bubble!
Sweet Jesus! I simply cannot get enough of these Flamin' Hot Cheetos.
@shiningstar: Pretty much all I got from your comment was "they're ... bonin' ... the bubble!" And that's all the proof I need!
@shiningstar: Sounds like a threesome to me!
I think this particular story falls apart at "Mankini". JC has avoided being photographed shirtless for years. A man who will not take off his shirt in public is now sporting a mankini? I doubt it.
Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?
-flight of the conchords
@donmiguel:
much like Shari Lewis in the 1960's
@BeAgrestic: "...How could something so wrong be so right
I wish we didn't have to keep our love out of sight, yeah
Living two lives just ain't easy at all
But we gotta hang on in there or fall"
So telling!
was there a glory hole cut into the fabric of the cabana?
Who knows what happened in that cabana, I want to know where to get that J-lube sun tan lotion they used.
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