Mono-polared rock legend Courtney Love recently fought back against TMZ, who, working in collusion with the Anaheim Police Department, attempted to paint the singer as being a few babydoll-dresses short of a full wardrobe when she claimed white-collar criminals had bilked the Cobain estate of nearly $70 million. (The fighting-back consisted of several angry MySpace blog posts, in which she notably dropped the trademarked pidgin English that made every visit such an indecipherable good time.) Now, reports the Daily Mail, Love has decided to quit America's quick-to-diagnose shores for England's far more tolerant, let's-wait-until-she- kills-someone- before-we-really- start-throwing -around-words-like-"crazy" embrace:

"I am fed up with Los Angeles. It's dirty and full of crazy people. I want a complete lifestyle change. People criticise Britain but it is still a cleaner, safer place to live than Hollywood," she said. [...]

"I love the greenery and the freshness of the countryside. It is just a healthier place for me to be. I've been house-hunting seriously and I'll know as soon as I find the perfect place." [...]
The couple's daughter Frances Bean is now 15. Ms Love said: "Hollywood is not a healthy place for a teenager to grow up.

"There are too many bad influences. Frances is also looking forward to the move to England."

She said: "English men are more fun. I love all things British."

Depending on how much you trust UK's celebrity media for your news, England could be in the process of losing a divorcing Madonna to NYC. That would offer a perfect opening for Love to swoop in and become their self-exiled egomaniacal-pop-diva queen, in exchange offering them unfettered access to her new adopted lifestyle filled with naked equestrianism and crustless cucumber-and-heroin sandwiches.

Watch out Sunningdale - Here comes Courteney Love! [Daily Mail]

1:30 PM on Mon Mar 24 2008
By Seth
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blackheartededitor at 01:39 PM on 03/24/08
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Don't the the door hit you in the ass on your way out.
CourageousCoward at 01:45 PM on 03/24/08
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Ooooh, smorgasbord! Where to begin???
bichon at 01:53 PM on 03/24/08
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That's arse, and we don't want the silly cow either.
miss_msry at 01:57 PM on 03/24/08
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Oh, the sadness, every time I look in the mirror I see dirty, crazy people. I'll move to the London and break all the mirrors like I was sitting shiva.
Benovite at 02:58 PM on 03/24/08
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I have to agree with Courtney, besides which the British tabloids are so much more polite, discreet and respectful than their US counterparts.
Jeff from LA at 03:00 PM on 03/24/08
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I think a lot of LA heroin dealers are going to be pretty devastated about this news.
Tiger_Tanaka at 03:11 PM on 03/24/08
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What is she talking about? Everything looks so pretty on The Hills.
StaringatScreen at 03:14 PM on 03/24/08
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"It's dirty and filled with crazy people"

And with her departure, LA will have one less and England will have one more.
ASmallTurnip at 03:50 PM on 03/24/08
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I love England. The people are so friendly! A week after I moved here, I woke up one bright, golden morning, was dressed by twittering bluebirds and was then fed sunshine and buttercups on toast by adorable woodland animals. Then I walked out the door, swinging my snazzy new attache case, and discovered that one of my neighbours had taken a long, loving shit on my front doorstep.

It was great. I love housewarming presents. When Courtney finds her dream home here, I'll pop over and welcome her the English way, just to let her know how glad we are to have her. Because we're a caring nation like that.
Oxytone at 03:59 PM on 03/24/08
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That's saying something when Courtney Love squeals about crazy people! Aww Courtney, we're going to miss your special brand of insanity, but I'm sure the British tabloids are creaming their collective shorts over it.
zachwoodford at 04:05 PM on 03/24/08
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Great! One less crazy dirty person. Two birds with one stone. Soon hollywood will be all cleaned up.
raincoaster at 04:11 PM on 03/24/08
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Let's be real here. Courtney's not eccentric. Courtney is a drugged-out has-been. She should obviously move to Monte Carlo.
Wendy_Kroy at 04:55 PM on 03/24/08
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Now might be a good time for Steve Coogan to move house and not leave a forwarding address, just in case.
nonce at 05:24 PM on 03/24/08
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Courtney! Take me with you! I have years of experience dealing with crazy people and/or living in Los Angeles and, uh, there are a few collection agencies I want to shake.
Whiteboyfunfark at 05:48 PM on 03/27/08
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I'm imagining a much cleaner Los Angeles minus one of it's craziest people. That and a foul mouth spewing gibberish with a fake British accent and a failed "Dame Courtney Love, OBE" campaign.