We've long believed that of all of Mr. T's deeply subversive acting work of the '80s, nothing demands a more serious reappraisal through the prism of contemporary social issues than The A-Team. Especially an A-Team directed by John Singleton, whom Fox has nabbed for its feature-length adaptation to open in summer 2009. Alas, with the updating reportedly focusing on a group of Iraq War veterans railroaded for a crime they didn't commit, Singleton requires a kinder, gentler, less gold-plated 'Nam vet anti-hero B.A. Baracus to carpool his batch of mercenaries in that famous black van.
Longtime Singleton cohort Ice Cube is the natural choice for the job, but at 38, is he too old? Woody Harrelson has likewise been rumored to sign on as Baracus' fool nemesis Howlin' Mad Murdock; that'll never happen. We'd rather see the races and roles reversed, actually, perhaps with an especially loco Tracy Morgan taunting Ryan Gosling's brooding, post-traumatic-stress-addled Murdock, with their nurturing mentor Hannibal Smith, played by a begloved Alec Baldwin, philosophizing over cheap cigars and the glory days of the first Iraq War. Surely Luke Wilson can clear space in his schedule for a postmodern turn as smooth operator Faceman. The short-lived journalist Amy Allen could stand to make a revival as well — perhaps Winona Ryder can bring her refurbished CVS Drama School gifts to the formidable boy's club, assuming she can avoid community service.
- 'A-Team' on Fox's slate [Variety]












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This is going to be about as successful as his remake of Shaft, I predict.
Statham as Face. you know you want it.
@mitchel_stevens: Nah, Face was pretty but weak. Josh Hartnett.
I wanna see Cube as Mr. T living IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER.
@secretagentman:
point.
It's crap like this getting remade that make holiday dinner parties at my parents' such freaking nightmares. At least it will take the focus off my being single...for five seconds or the time it takes a retiree to down a vodka martini...
What, Paul Walker too proud to play Face?
^ would see a John Singleton A-Team movie... provided Ice-Cube or Tyrese aren't in the role of B.A.
I'm still waiting for the John Singleton to get the financing for Luke Cage/ Hero for Hire
I pity the fool who actually pays money to see this crap.
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