A Call To The Bullpen, inf, time travel, wtf, ethan hawke

So This Is What It Feels Like When Doves Cry

Ethan Hawke was spotted meeting a future version of himself in the meatpacking district of New York City. Future Ethan Hawke, who has travelled back in time seven years, asks present Hawke to stop losing parts to Josh Brolin. He also reassures him that it's okay to do a big studio picture every now and then. Before returning back to 2015, Future Ethan Hawke tells him that our work would one day be appreciated, especially their literary efforts, then quickly added to seriously think about it the next time an offer to do a cable TV series comes in.

[Photo Credit: INF]

1:45 PM on Thu Mar 20 2008
By Douglas Reinhardt
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Shumina at 01:53 PM on 03/20/08
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I admit...these are growing on me.
Mabimab at 01:58 PM on 03/20/08
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To which present Hawke replies, "But will Uma ever return my calls?"
mitchel_stevens at 02:19 PM on 03/20/08
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...choire?
EleanorRigby at 02:25 PM on 03/20/08
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best. caption. ever.
Citizen Kang at 02:29 PM on 03/20/08
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Is there a reason why future-Ethan Hawke looks like present-Russell Crowe or is this some inside joke that's gone completely over my head?
Sweet Panda Love at 02:36 PM on 03/20/08
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Nooooo! They've touched, thereby rupturing the space-time continuum!
Glass_Family at 02:48 PM on 03/20/08
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I hope Future Glass_Family will come back to tell me not to click on "a call to the bullpen."
jackvinyl at 02:54 PM on 03/20/08
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it's Training day meets Newsies meets LA Confidential ...

Russell Crowe and Ethan Hawke in "Shave & a Haircut: 2 Bits"
pippin at 03:54 PM on 03/20/08
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It's Brian F. O'Byrne. Brillant actor and they did the stoppard play together recently. See some theatre people, it's good for the soul.
SneakingThroughTheAlle... at 04:03 PM on 03/20/08
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Yummy.
brechtgirl at 04:05 PM on 03/20/08
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I'm not the only one who played the song and stared at the photo the entire time, am I?
Trixie from Toronto at 07:53 PM on 03/20/08
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@brechtgirl: No, I just did the same thing and I'm howling. And I'm not even stoned.

"Maybe you're just like my mother ... she's never satisfied ..."
Calraigh at 05:35 AM on 03/21/08
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@Tippi from Toronto: Wondering if he's got the butterflies all tied up while in a most strikerious pose.Too bold, Too bold.
Trixie from Toronto at 06:03 AM on 03/21/08
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@Calraigh: Prince songs are just so funny anyway. To pair that one with a queer-a-licious photo of Ethan Hawke is quite brilliant.
Calraigh at 08:14 AM on 03/21/08
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@Tippi from Toronto: I know, as I have said before and will again, this host is site is host to genii.Yep, genii.And I want to be one of them goddamn it!I want one o' dem dere star thingies!Fuck being a princess or a fireman, when I grow up I wanna be a commenter on Gawker with a star beside my name.Scream it from the rooftops people!
Trixie from Toronto at 09:17 AM on 03/21/08
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@Calraigh: Stars are uncool now, haven't you heard. It's like a Sneetches thing. At least that's the rumour I'm spreading, because I don't fucking have one, and I WANT ONE, goddamn it!
Calraigh at 09:30 AM on 03/21/08
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@Tippi from Toronto: Noooo!!What?!What's this?A sneetch?Surely that isn't a real thing?God I'm so hopelessly, inutterably out of the loop.And I practically am a laptop.If you could see me, seriously, I'm completely L-shaped.
Rooo sez BISH PLZ at 10:42 AM on 03/21/08
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@Tippi from Toronto: @Calraigh:

Pussypet, do not fret that you have not a star
That has nothing to do with how fabbo you are!
Media withholds stardom from those who would flaunt it
Pushing it upon those who appear not to want it.

So rejoice being Anon! Rejoice in your rogue!
'Cause that gets the attention of Anna (from Vogue).
You might end up preferring to Sneetch anyway
'Cause the Sneetch stars are gold! -- While the Gawkers'? Dull grey.

xo
Trixie from Toronto at 11:13 AM on 03/21/08
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@It'stheRooo: Wow! I am staring wide-eyed and slack-jawed at my laptop right now! Our own Dr. Seuss!!
Calraigh at 01:54 PM on 03/21/08
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@It'stheRooo: Yeah, way to go Rooo for ruining it for all other star-abees.How am I gonna compete against you?I hate you because I love you.
louisev at 09:26 PM on 03/23/08
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wait, wait, they give out stars here? Is this a sort of reaction to the commenter executions? the carrot and the stick?
Mark Graham at 01:07 PM on 03/25/08
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@Shumina: Glad to hear it.
Hez at 01:51 PM on 03/25/08
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@It'stheRooo: A balm for my fevered spirit! Thank you!

@brechtgirl: Since you're already singing along, here's an alt. country cover version of "When Doves Cry" by my friends' band, The Be Good Tanyas, which I think actually fits this picture better.