Defamer
After two weeks of witnessing American Idol finalists despoil the beloved compositions of The Beatles' songbook, Sherri Shepherd could sit silent no longer, unleashing on today's The View a blistering condemnation of their shameless, vocoder-assisted blaspheming of the sacred pop texts.
After two weeks of witnessing American Idol finalists despoil the beloved compositions of The Beatles' songbook, Sherri Shepherd could sit silent no longer, unleashing on But it was contestant Brooke White for whom she saved her most venomous rhetoric, accusing the emotive earth mother—seconded only by Paula Abdul in the ease and frequency with which she can access her sob-reflex—of befouling George Harrison's "Here Comes the Sun" with a dunderheaded interpretation that involved the donning of a literal sun dress, impromptu pirouettes, and involuntary yelps of joy. Or, to put it in Shepherd's terms, the Earth may not be flat, but that crazy bitch in the yellow sure as hell is.
Comments
Wow, I never thought I would say this, but: Word, Sherri.
This is kind of a stopped clock kind of thing...
@whitiris:
Nah, someone programmed her with this before the show.
The fact that I agree with her is beyond scary!
There is not one part of me that believes Sherri knows who the Beatles are, either. This was written for her to try to make her seem relevant.
carly ain't no victim with her million-plus mca record deal from when she was a teenager - kelly clarkson did a song on 'thankful' that was originally sung by who? carly smithson. yeah, weepy blackbird victim my ass. she is a total plant and needs to get voted off asap.
that henhouse cacaphony of self-indulgent stupidity is still on? which show am i talking about? exactly.
Is is just me or is she starting to look like Starr?
Comment on this post
Reply by EmailLogin with your username and password below. Or comment on this post via email.
Forgot your username or password? New User?