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A disturbance in the Vince Vaughn-management force yesterday sent ripples across the universe; within minutes, the CAA Death Star had dispatched two TIE fighters to snatch up the free-floating superstar—just as they did with former UTA clients Jim Carrey and Will Ferrell. One lunchtime pitch session, catered by Zankou Baby, was all it took to convince Vaughn he had found a new family among the Dark Lords of the CAA Sith. [Variety]
11:12 AM on Wed Mar 19 2008
By Seth
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"Zankou Baby." God bless you for keeping the "L.A." in "L.A. Gossip Rag" alive in the New Defamer era, Seth.
What sides come with Zankou Baby?
What I wouldn't do to cover VV in garlic sauce...
@TheStarterWife: He'd probably be okay with that, albeit for reasons having nothing to do with sexual proclivities.
I'm just thrilled that this post prompted responses from the four best Defamer commentators.
I have A New Hope.
@StaringatScreen: I know me too, which is why I made a screen grab to always remember This Day in Defamer Commentor History™.
[i28.tinypic.com]
@Sweet Panda Love: Yeah, Vince is too big a boy for just one baby entree. He would need to Super Size the meal with Toddler Slaw, or a side of Twin Riblets.
So the "food" arrives warm so they want to heat it up a little. Question: Who's manning the microwave oven at CAA?
Finally, an update that mixes Zankou and Star Wars references! yay!
Ordered at Zankou: Smoked Baby Egglplant
Dammit! Now I'm hungry for chicken.
@Desk_hack: Baby tastes like chicken.
Or so, uh, I hear.
What happens in Zankou stays in Zankou, people.
@bonniegrrl: It's like being at the JC and the SW.com boards all over again!!!O_o!
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