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The Kristin Davis Sex Tape: The Graphic Novel

Yet another cache of still images from the alleged Kristin Davis sex tape (or perhaps it's just a dirty flipbook?) have emerged, sure to be pored over by a click-happy nation of Sex and the City devotees determined to know for certain whether or not the series's good-girl archetype was capable of performing unspeakably naughty things on camera. It's yet another example of the sort of unfolding visual story best told in the comic book format we first formulated for Paris Hilton's Super Bowl party humiliation. Without further ado, then, we offer six more action-packed panels to our Defamer Comics library, placing our unidentified heroine—we were careful not to jump to any hasty conclusions—in a sexy New Wave romance of her own. And though much thought was put into speech-bubble placement, it's still mildly NSFW, and it's after the jump:

Breaking: Dark-Haired Woman Likes To Have Sex, Presumably In A City - NSFW [Fleshbot]
Kristin Davis Sex Tape Pictures? [Egotastic]

2:41 PM on Tue Mar 18 2008
By Seth
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tribalpottery at 02:52 PM on 03/18/08
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Well she did get her start on Melrose Place...
mikedell at 03:03 PM on 03/18/08
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First that annoying lack of blinking on Melrose and now I'm subject to this 1973 wild untamed bush. I think celebrities need to consider what I'm going to be seeing when their private hijinks find there way into my home...where my children sleep, for god's sake.
Glass_Family at 03:08 PM on 03/18/08
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@mikedell: If you think that's untamed bush, you've never heard of Kay Parker.
Leviticus_71 at 03:17 PM on 03/18/08
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The lack of proper maintenance is disturbing. Reminds me of my favorite porn, Furburger. Possibly the best theme song for flogging the dolphin.
Sweet Panda Love at 03:39 PM on 03/18/08
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My, how I miss commenter executions.
DukeLaCrosse at 03:41 PM on 03/18/08
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@Sweet Panda Love: A-fucking-men.
Dr. Spaceman at 03:45 PM on 03/18/08
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Not convinced.
Beppo at 04:00 PM on 03/18/08
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@Sweet Panda Love: I believe you have the authority to resurrect. I do it myself, but I don't know how.
CrankYank at 04:24 PM on 03/18/08
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@DukeLaCrosse: somehow expressing general agreement cleverly.
Mark Graham at 05:12 PM on 03/18/08
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@Sweet Panda Love: Any chance you can send me an email?
el smrtmnky at 05:21 PM on 03/18/08
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@Mark Graham: is that the defamer version of 'can i see you in my office, mister panda?'
raincoaster at 05:24 PM on 03/18/08
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@Sweet Panda Love: May I jump on this bandwagon?
Sweet Panda Love at 06:27 PM on 03/18/08
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@el smrtmnky: I guess I should have talked about "untamed bush" instead.
Trixie from Toronto at 06:40 PM on 03/18/08
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Not that I am sporting some sort of out-of-control beaver pelt, but I found it refreshing that a woman at the height of her fame wasn't getting herself waxed bare to look like a pre-pubescent girl. Bald is a lot creepier than untamed, if you ask me.
TheStarterWife at 06:59 PM on 03/18/08
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@Sweet Panda Love: Maybe you're getting one of those fancy stars that I noticed a bunch of the interlopers from Gawker sporting this morning.
el smrtmnky at 07:15 PM on 03/18/08
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@Sweet Panda Love: mayhaps, but then again that also works at Wonkette
I-heart-Rien at 03:03 AM on 03/19/08
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@Sweet Panda Love: Run little panda, run. Be Free! We'll hold 'em off. Flee!
SneakingThroughTheAlle... at 10:12 AM on 03/19/08
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Is it all just super photoshopped? Because, it seems to be her. So- how is her camp screaming it isn't?