Defamer
After successfully recruiting Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith into the Scientology fold, Katie Holmes ponders whether or not it's time to pop another fistful of Klonopins: "I know that Tom and David hate it when I self-medicate, but every girl has gotta have a vice, right? And no, Louboutins don't count. Maybe it'd be best to wait another thirty minutes. Yeah, that's the ticket. Okay, the clock starts ... now! No, wait. Maybe it should've started a minute ago, when I first started thinking about this. Okay, only 28 minutes left. Is it just me or is this clock running extra slow today? I hate Tuesdays. Such a worthless day."
[Photo Credit: X17]
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Danger! Danger, Will Robinson!
We told her to run. She didn't listen. Sometimes the candy in the van just looks too damn good.
Despite the claims of extreme happiness and the preaching on the dangers of prescription drugs, Tom's wife always looks miserable and sedated to the point of near immobility.
Don't worry Katie! Only three more years to go!
And we're supposed to believe that THAT CREATURE ran a 26 mile marathon? I don't think so. After the lobotomy, it's a wonder she can walk unassisted.
Somebody hit her reset button. o_o
It's so weird, I always wondered what happened to Vicky the Robot. Someone needs to open her back panel and give this Small Wonder a tune - up.
She just looks sad...
stop moping Katie - you've been bought and paid for.
Ah, man. I just want to give that girl a hug.
That, and a cheeseburger with a large fries.
She looks more and more like Mia Farrow from "Rosemary's Baby".
Her lack of thetans is showing. Soon, she'll be able to waft on the summer winds with Tom; say hello starshine!
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