Defamer
The internets were flooded yesterday with screen caps featuring what may or may not be Sex And The City's resident sweetheart/prude giving one very large member a very thorough (and NSFW) blow job using a very long tongue. Naturally, Kristin Davis went into denial mode, claiming the tape was a fake, and even suggesting that the image had been photo-shopped to add in that innocent sparkle in her eyes, the incredibly unique hairline (and hair color), and perfectly manicured eyebrows. After the jump, we provide the photos in question, and make our argument that this is indeed the real Charlotte York-Goldenblatt (some images NSFW), denials or not:
1. Embarrassing As It May Be, We're SATC Obsessives: Before you start with the eye-rolling and the Old Maid stereotypes about Sex devotees, consider this: during a scandal like this, you need a few of us around. We've admittedly seen every episode, meaning we've memorized all four girls' aging faces. Davis, with her ever-perfect arched eyebrows, skin as smooth and shiny as porcelain, and nose just ski-slopey enough to pass for "perky," either has an identical twin sister, or put all those unique features to work in her X-rated debut.
2. Kristin Davis Has Been Single For Decades: SJP is long-married with the cutest son in the world to boot, Cynthia Nixon has that whole lesbian crowd to knit with, and Kim Cattrall can milk the slutty Sam Jones facade until she's all shriveled up. But Kristin? Aside from a fling with Alec Baldwin, the 43-year old is still living a life of singlehood, just like her small-screen counterpart Charlotte always feared. With hopes dashed, a hunky long-schlonged wannabe actor might find it easy to convince Davis to join him in a taped sex session. His dick gets famous, and Davis proves she's not an old shrew.
3. Hello? SATC: The Movie Is Coming Out In Two Months!: Like Paris Hilton before her, Davis has been in Hollywood long enough to know how well sex tape scandals can do for business.
You be the judge: do you really think these spitting images of Davis' are the real thing? Or is she the victim of what the Germans like to call a doppelgänger?
[Photo Credits: Scott Fayner, The Blemish]
- SCOTTFAYNER.COM EXCLUSIVE [Scott Fayner]
- KRISTIN DAVIS MIGHT HAVE A SEX TAPE [The Blemish]
- DAVIS DENIES SEX TAPE CLIP IS HER [AOL]
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She looks ready to dopple my ganger...
ba-dum-shh!
The thing is the that the photo on the left looks 100% like her, and the one on the right looks nothing like her, so I'm torn...
Maybe we find out why they called him "Mr. Big".
so where's the link to the tape on fleshbot?
43 and unmarried?
Call the wagon.
Omigod. I can die now.
...UM WELLL - she looks happy
Its like watching a Panda eat bamboo. A contented look with a branch in her mouth
Those are clearly not video still frames because the quality is too high, my guess is they are only a series of photos from a still camera, most likely a film still camera.
Thus even if they are her, she can deny the tape all she wants.
Like watching a panda eat bamboo? Wow. I'm stealing that immediately.
Well, I just culled this from Davis's Wikipedia page, if it helps:
"There is a suspected sex tape of her and MIchael Jackson."
I'm sorry, did you call that member "large"? Not to be all Samantha here, but really, you need to get out more.
Hell who cares, if it were me I wouldn't deny it. It's not like grown ass adults don't have sex. I think the more she denies, the more the curiosity will grow.
@Jay-C: I was thinking the same thing. I'm going with "doppelgänger".
Single woman gives guy a blowjob. What a shocker!
@Choire: after reading that i was thinking that i should really ask molly on a date.
@Shumina: Doppel-bang-her?
There's actually a porn star who looks a helluva lot like her all the way down to the smile and twinkle in her eye. Don't ask me how I know this. I said not to ask!
Oh, it's her.
the details are in the hairline.
the details are in the hairline.
look to the hairline.
"spitting" images!??! Get it?!!?
(She's giving a blow job! A popular debate is whether or not it's best to spit or swallow when the job's done. That's why that's funny.)
@Choire: So like, do posts such as this cause a giant alarm clock to go off in your apartment?
Does anyone else recall that Kristin Davis was reportedly dating Steve Martin, but it turned out to be a very-similar-looking Anne Stringfield? Perhaps she's the actual star...
*pfft* Her form could use some work.
There are actually quite a few porn stars who bare striking resemblances to Hollywood actresses and appear in "secret sex tapes." The "Alyson Hannigan" one was a crack-up.
IT'S NOT A FAAAAAAAAAKE!
@scroll_lock: I think the last thing a man should do during a BJ is criticize anything.
Very likely it is her. Compare the above photos with this photo: [www.celebsinc.com]
* eyebrows (thin with peaks at 70% position)
* cheek structure (thin)
* tip of nose (twin bumps)
* eyes (brown)
* earlobe (minimal)
* general face structure
* forehead skin quality
Julia Allison?
@In Other News...: I wouldn't know. HA!!
Or compare to this here "sexy" photo...
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@videogoddess: Well, that took care of lunch. The Amy Winehouse face pics over on DListed took care of breakfast. Wonder what nasty image will take care of supper? I'm askeered to know.
@Macloserboy: um, yeah, I know who you mean, and yes, she DOES look a lot like her. Don't tell me adult video directors don't cast lookalikes for their acting skills...
@JustZoot: We're both going to hell.
@Jay-C: Agreed. I think to clear her name, she'll have to create a sex tape for compare/contrast purposes. Like OJ's "If I Did It..." book.
Kristin loved Obama's race speach: [gawker.com]
Kristin Davis has sex! Like other humans! OMG! She looks like she's having fun, so good for her.
I freaked out the other day when I found out that our cleaning lady not only had SEEN my vibrator, but she had STACKED IT NEATLY on top of a pile of magazines on the bed. My not-as-uptight German boyfriend then reminded me that she probably knows I have sex. And that I eat, too. Yeah, human condition, peoples.
Which reminds me of that SATC episode when Miranda freaked out that Magda the housekeeper went into her bedside drawer and put her vibe on a little doily....
Very possible shenanigans. This fellow Scott Fayner can't seem to mention the alleged sex tape (or anything else, for that matter) without hard-selling the Taylor Rain pay site.
Re: @NoGrumpys "Its like watching a Panda eat bamboo."
There's definitely an "eats, shoots, and leaves" joke in here somewhere. Help me out, people?
Wait, I don't get it... is the photo on the right from the same "tape"? Because that doesn't look like Kristin at ALL.
@Bos'un's Mate: Actually, Kirstin Davis's most distinguished feature, methinks, is the way her chin juts out farther than her nose, in profile, although hopefully not in blowjob.
fellatio is the new black...
plus it comes with its own accessory - A PEARL NECKLACE!!
That baby's real looking to me, for all the reasons stated.
I guess she might have done it for some sort of publicity, but, um, guys? Kristin Davis is a lovely, femme-y lez. From reliable sources. Trust.
@Choire: Oh Choire. Though we've never "officially" met, you've just insulted my boyfriend, who happens to be a friend of yours. At least we can be thankful he doesn't read a word I write!
@the cajun boy: Care to share the dimensions of what I'm in store for on our date? I hear Fleshbot is in need of Exclusive! Cajun! Boy! Nude! Shots! I'll review, and we can take it from there.
Can't a woman like her afford a wax?
@ginger rant:
Boy I didn't see that coming!!
The hair line, the nose & most importantly, the ear lobes are the same.
Cops have long used ear lobe photos for comparisons, they're considered unique.
@NewsBunny: Dang. You beat me to it. I thought it was her until I saw the lack of a Brazilian, and you just know what Carrie and Samantha would have to say about that shiz.
Good for Charlotte! if it is her, but besides the hairline, she has distinct indents to the left and right of her forehead leading from her brow bone.
You can see them in her normal photos as well. Good to know she's getting a piece though.
@GingerVitis: on the topic of the lezly, the talented Ms. Davis.
I thought it was widely held that she was gay.
Now I don't have direct eye witness knowledge of this, like I would have for Anderson Cooper but still...
LITTLE KNOWN: Kristen gave a blow job to Anderson
(wait for it...wait for it)
SHE BLEW THE COOP!!!
@desylicious: Then remember when she replaced it with a statue of the virgin mary omg did I laugh!!
Nope. Not her. I thought it was at first too, but... google all the pics, and pay particular attention to her hips. Not her. Kristin has a very womanly figure, especially from the waist down. The woman in the photos (not a video, as someone above mentions) has a rather unexciting waist to hip ratio. It would be very easy to PS the details of her forehead, earlobes, etc. Not so much the hips.
Look to the nose...
It be her...
@GingerVitis: I'm with you. She even got Self magazine to pay for her to take an unnamed, yet photographed and mentioned in the article, female companion on a kayak trip.
@GingerVitis: This wouldn't surprise me, especially if she had been consorting with the likes of douche bag camera boy (who is clearly no tripod).
Whether this is or isn't her, this really blows. Er...I mean it totally sucks. No...wait, it really bites the big one. I gotta stop before I lose my head...
Yea, it's her. I can't believe she'd do something like this for publicity or to change her image. Why didn't she just do some artsy nude. She definitely has a few screws loose.