Defamer
Ah, the magic of an E!-televised marriage. With all those millions thousands spent, viewers tuning in, and smile-forcing cameras around, how could the union of two C-list celebs like Giuliana DePandi and original Apprentice lackey Bill Rancic possibly go wrong? Giuliana's recent ring-less appearances on air makes her the latest "celebrity" under investigation by wedding ring detectors, leading some to speculate that the two have each booked a coach ticket direct to Splitsville:
"Days since Giuliana went mysteriously missing from an E! News taping, she has filmed three new E! News episodes, ring-less."
While we are, of course, worried for poor Giuliana, especially given her last romantic disaster with Mrs. Romijn (aka Jerry O'Connell), we're mostly concerned with how Ryan's passive aggressive insults will change. Instead of making his usual jabs like, "Guess she's still in make-up!" or "Sorry the producers picked ME and not YOU to handle the Oscars carpet...better luck next year!" or "Giuliana's just a little embarrassed about being the only E! anchor unable to conceive a child," Seacrest is perfectly capable of moving on to Old Maid jokes or clever asides following every celebrity break-up story, like "So G, you obviously have a LOT of experience in this area...what's it like?"
Comments
I hope this news is true. Giuliana DePandi is a much better name than Giuliana Rancic.
i foresee a party girl: making out at hyde or villa or wherever with also too-old-for-the-young jeremy piven.
The only reason I know of this person is their wedding planning reality show. Sounds like the carpet is her pick-up joint.
Someone actually watched 3 episodes in a row? Why?
This would explain Guiliana's doubletake on the weekend show when Ryan first asked her, "Having problems in your relationship?" (in relation to a story) then she glared when he asked it again later. Precious!!!!!!
Since discovering Defamer, I don't think I've made it through an entire E News Whathaveyou. It's just pointless.
Although, I like her in an odd way. And her possibly soon to be ex husband is hot. And no, I'm not working up to a point of any sort.
@jasonelias:
Agreed that DePandi is better than Rancic as a last name--but just barely. I remember there was a brief time where she went all "Madonna" and just went by "Giuliana."
@Morningstar: I remember the just "Giuliana" days too. You know, she's just not a one-name person.
I can't figure out how they were attracted to each other. Rancic had DOUCHE written all over his face and Giuliana was so alien head annoying.
I never got that connection. Plus she is shaped like Sponge Bob Square Pants!
@jasonelias: A-fucking-men! Her name was so pretty and Italian and then she fucked it all up with Rancic. It sounds like Rancid. Bleh!
Also, nothing makes me giggle more than the trash that Joel McHale talks about Ryan Secreast on The Soup. Love me some McHale.
Who and who?
For the love of god who cares? Watching E! news is like slowly watching bark fall of a tree--or dying. What bothers me most is that Guiliana is falling into the trap of thinking SHE is the star.
You just cover them darling, and only 4% of the "gets" E! news covers are actual stars anyway. Sorry, Jessica Simpson doesn't count. The whole shrill tone of E! is enough to drive any normal person insane.
McHale is the funniest guy on TV right now. Next comes Craig Ferguson.
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