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Nothing's Sexier Than A 'Retired' Porn Star With An Exposed Birth Control Patch

Reformed adult film star Jenna Jameson ushered in a trend at this year's LA Fashion Week; long gone are the days of the exposed thong peaking out of the top jeans, for they've been replaced by the exposed birth control patch. After all, what better way to tell the rest of the world that you're a dirty girl for life?

[Photo Credit: Getty Images]

1:45 PM on Fri Mar 14 2008
By Douglas Reinhardt
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KillerOfFun at 01:58 PM on 03/14/08
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This isn't Jenna Jameson. She looks more like Jackie Stallone.
Nomi Malone at 01:59 PM on 03/14/08
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silly jenna. fish and men can't procreate!
Beppo at 02:01 PM on 03/14/08
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As if Jenna has enough body fat to actually conceive. Bitch hasn't had a period in forever.
raincoaster at 02:07 PM on 03/14/08
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Connectedness Index: 337

What's she doing with a patch? She needs the full body wrap.
Benovite at 02:57 PM on 03/14/08
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Maybe one of her pasties slipped.

(patches as pasties!)
blue lanugo at 03:52 PM on 03/14/08
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It's my phone number.
Dimo at 04:20 PM on 03/14/08
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I saw her last night at Fashion Week. Anorexia never looked this bad.
fishwife at 02:14 AM on 03/15/08
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Jauntily placed nicotine patch? Daft cow should know you can get clear ones now. Or perhaps just (bless) a shaving nick.
Cultmember at 12:51 PM on 03/15/08
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She needs to go back to Innsmouth.
gidgetgurl at 01:15 PM on 03/17/08
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anybody notice that she has some slash scars on her left arm? what's that all about?

at 06:32 AM on 07/09/08

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