As his far more successful ex-wife continues her seemingly infinite spiral towards a state of ubiquitous oblivion, Kevin Federline has continued to defy all odds and expectations (of which there were none), and secure himself steady—and even prestigious—showbiz employment. To wit: An UsMagazine.com report claims producers of Legally Blonde: The Musical (which we watched in its entirety on MTV over Thanksgiving break—an activity only slightly gayer than gathering around a baby grand with some of your closest, rainbow-bethonged friends for a Sondheim singalong) are circling around America's Formerly Most-Hated Pimp to possibly star in the production:
A source says Britney Spears' ex, 30, may be heading to NYC in September to make his Broadway debut in Legally Blonde, the Tony-nominated musical adaptation of the hit film, Us Weekly reports in its latest issue, on newsstands now.
"This is his chance to show the world what he can do," says a pal. [...]Federline may not be the only star hitting Broadway: New mom Nicole Richie has been approached to star in Chicago.
Of course, the placement of TV and film personalities onto Broadway marquees in the hopes of goosing ticket-sales is nothing new, but until now the practice has been limited to fading stars and Idol-rans. Now that producers have made it clear they are fully prepared to crash through the tabloid-target glass ceiling, the face of the Great White Way could change forever: Audiences will undoubtedly erupt into ecstatic ovations the moment an electric green Paris Hilton covers for her tenuous grasp on the Wicked book by replacing an Elphaba monologue with a lazy-eyed wink to the crowd and the words, "The Wizard's hot."
UPDATE: K-Fed's camp denies!
- Kevin Federline in Talks to Star in Legally Blonde on Broadway [usmagazine.com]









Comments
Ubiquitous oblivion? I hate to be the English Police but I don't think ubiquitous makes sense in that context.
@Bogart Shwadchuck: It's a joke. I make them from time to time.
The way things are going, K-Fed will be thrust into and get kicked out of almost every form of popular entertainment we now have. I, personally, can't wait for his stab at hosting a show on the Food Network.
I don't understand that photo. Why is his hair in a triangular formation? Does he feel like he's living in the Pointless Forest? [www.imdb.com]
I hope he's playing the dog.
@TryThisAtHome: Unfortunately, I watched the opening sequence of American Idol last night (Hey! New set!), and to my horror I saw THIS HAIRSTYLE on Ryan Seacrest: [www.americanidol.com]
Also, I thought all things in the Pointless Forest are "pointless and nothing is pointed"?
@Beppo: Yes, and I guess you have to be stoned to start unraveling the whole Pointless Forest mystery. All I got when I was a kid was that it is okay to have a round head, even though other people might have pointed heads. And that Ringo Starr was very cool.
It's unfortunate that they've started casting Broadway musicals with standards commonly used by reality television. Then again, I think I would pay money to see Perez Hilton in a revival of Xanadu. I can already see his amble gut spilling over the sequined hot pants as he roller skates around the stage.
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