At last night's Rock 'n Roll Hall of Fame ceremony, Justin Timberlake reignited some long-dead interest in Madonna's sex life by revealing one of her current flirting tactics. And while it doesn't compare with a simulated blow job, it may be more effective in today's health-concerned times. It seems that when Justin and Madge got together to work on her next album, Hard Candy, she dipped into her bag of tricks and fetched a liquid-filled syringe. And even though the injections in question didn't contain GHB or roofies, they did have this desirable effect on Timberlake:
"I don't know what you say to that, so I immediately dropped my pants. She gave me a shot in my ass and looks at me and says, 'Nice top shelf.' That was one of the greatest days of my life."
Alas, those needles were simply filled with B-12, which you'll recall as being Lindsay Lohan's favorite vitamin. Sigh. After that confession, Justin went on to not-so-subtly take a jab at poor Britney Spears by alerting the presses that he may have dated a few "Madonna wannabes" in his past, but it was Madonna's rebuttal that ultimately pleased the crowd. Never one to miss a chance for public displays of sexual repertoire, Madonna took the stage and line-edited Timberlake's tale: "Everything he said is basically true, but I didn't say 'drop 'em,' I said, 'pull your pants down.'" While she might be getting older, we're glad to see that Madge hasn't lost touch with her "Human Nature" era dominatrix ways.
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I imagine that Justin Timberlake has quite a few stories that involve the phrase "I don't know what you say to that, so I immediately dropped my pants".
"Top shelf"? Am I suddenly so old that I am unclear on sexual terminology, or did she look at his nether regions and say he had nice tits?
Isn't Timberlake inducting Madonna, like Diablo Cody inducting David Mamet? (I do apologize for comparing Madge to Mamet but it worked to get my point across.)
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So, do the M and the D in Ms. Ciccone-Ritchie's one name brand stand for 'Medical Doctor'? And just how bright is Mr. Timberlake that he would let MADONNA stick him with a hypodermic needle she pulled out of a BAG?
Either those American Apparel ads are starting to work or I just don't care.
@Colonel Mustard: I don't know what it means either.
I do know this, though: I have seen guys at the gym benchpressing small cars and their arms aren't as big as Madonna's.
@Colonel Mustard: @Tippi from Toronto:
Top shelf liquor?? Maybe it was vodka.
Shots of B-12 my foot! Look at her arm...that is a sure sign of extraterrestrial activity. Face it people, Madonna is not a human being anymore. Last time I checked, humans don't just go injecting vitamins into their friend's asses. Right?
A 50 year old woman who has the arms of an East German shotputter and carries around syringes in a bag? George Mitchell, please come to the white courtesy phone.
Didn't she shoot up GBut with "vitamins" on the set of Guy Ritchie's next "film"?
And Madge, keep your paws OFF my pretend Scottish husband? K?
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