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John Ritter's Chilling Final Phone Call: 'I Ate Some Pork Left Out In The Sun'

Feeling hungry? Try snacking on our Dirt Sandwich, a wild and woolly compilation of the moments in celebrity infotainment programming that made us simultaneously groan, chuckle and hurl this week. As always, we ~~force~~ politely ask Intrepid Defamer Videographer™ Molly McAleer to watch this dreck all week so you don't have to. This week's highlights/lowlights include audio transmissions of John Ritter's surprisingly mundane final phone call to his wife ("I ate some pork left out in the sun") and the touching story of how Dancing With The Star's Marlee Matlin draws inspiration from a troupe of hearing-impaired ballerinas. Enjoy!

3:04 PM on Fri Mar 7 2008
By Mark Graham
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shunguy007 at 07:06 PM on 03/07/08
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Wow, it's the tabloid culture squeezed down to a minute and a half: every freakshow, death, celebrity, wannabe you never wanted to see. The spasms that have gripped that poor actress' face (I don't know her name either) is the exact opposite of what's happened to that Sugar Ray tool MarkMc Something: his can't move -"Now Mark's face is different because of an on set accident."
heidiho at 12:50 AM on 03/08/08
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If anyone else's first thought was "Andrea Zuckerman, WTF?" here is an article about it:

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Beppo at 12:55 AM on 03/08/08
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Maybe Amy Fisher shot Andrea in the head.
Munkles at 02:12 AM on 03/08/08
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This is an avalanche of shit.
Trixie from Toronto at 10:00 AM on 03/08/08
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@heidiho: Strange, she seems upset about her inability to move her face, yet Nicole Kidman pays good money for that!