Defamer
Maybe this is exactly what Sarah Jessica Parker deserves for toiling around fake city streets in stilettos and making it look effortless, resulting in hordes of tween girls mimicking the fierceness and wobbling around like fawlty towers. While shooting her 179th Vogue spread somewhere in Manhattan, the tiny dancer fell so far over on her tiny rump that the masses narrowly missed the opportunity to see exactly which style of wax Parker instructs her aesthetician to design (we're picturing a mini SATC logo, but on second thought, we'd rather not picture anything at all). More photos of the much-ballyhooed tumble after the jump.
First, SJP went bye-bye...
Then the world collectively exhaled upon realizing SJP was still breathing...
With SJP intact, assistants instantly examined any possible damages to the (much more important) gown...
And finally, most important of all, inspected the condition of the near-fatal stilettos in question.
The End.
[Photo Credit: WENN via Dlisted]
- PONY ON HER ASS! [Dlisted]
Comments
Once a "fashion road-kill," always a "fashion road-kill."
Oh, this is gonna be such a great metaphor if the movie really tanks as badly as seems likely.
Goddam. She actually looks to be a good sport about it. Do I have to like her now?
Don't strain yourself helping the little lady up, Chris. Wouldn't want to distract a gentleman from his newspaper.
She fell down? Was the jockey hurt?
@Little Mintz Sunshine: heh - that's awesome, actually. didn't notice him the first time.
fake streets?
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