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Kate Hudson Latest Recipient Of A Digital Boob Job

Shocking (shocking!) news has surfaced that yet another flat-chested actress was deemed not voluptuous enough for her movie poster. The lusty marketing team behind Fool's Gold are not fools; they realized that Kate Hudson's no Lindsay Lohan in the breast department. To that end, The Daily Mail is reporting that Hudson's natural A-cups were boosted up to Bs in promotional pictures for the film, possibly in an effort to give Matthew McConaughey's pecs a run for their money. But Kate's not the only cleavage-challenged actress that's been digitally bazoomed on a poster. Anyone remember the titular tales behind Keira Knightley, Jessica Alba, Emma Watson and yes, even Lindsay Lohan's digital enhancements? We do!

Jessica Alba's not lacking in the mammary department, yet producers still felt the unwatchable Into The Blue could benefit from a little boost for Alba:

Emma Watson was not a girl but not yet a woman when Harry Potter: The Order Of The Phoenix came out, but marketers wanted her to be a woman, goddammit!

Perhaps the flattest of them all, Keira Knightley, famously had her barely-there bust bazoomed on the King Artur poster in an attempt to get more people to ignore how boring films set in the Middle Ages tend to be:

And yes, we did say Lindsay Lohan's miraculous rack was enhanced in the past, but it was actually quite memorably reduced on the Herbie poster so as not to scare the kiddies:

ACTRESS KATE HUDSON GETS A DIGITAL BOOB JOB TO PROMOTE NEW MOVIE [Daily Mail]

9:00 AM on Thu Mar 6 2008
By Molly Friedman
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419Baiter at 09:27 AM on 03/06/08
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Ehh, they only enhanced one boob, really.
aspiringexpatriate at 09:55 AM on 03/06/08
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Um, Emma Watson? That's just sick [or so I keep telling my mind]. Oh, and I'm not sure it happened in Herbie, cause ILM had to use some of the CG budget airbrushing out Lohan's ample cleavage to get a PG rating.

As for the partnering photo, with all the drugs she's been on, the size of those has fluctuated quite a bit.
SugartitsMcFirecrotch at 10:04 AM on 03/06/08
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I want one of those digital boob jobs.
omit0 at 10:09 AM on 03/06/08
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I think they also put a little happiness in McConaughey's board shorts in those "Fool's Gold" promo pix. Dude's virtually packin'.
reni at 11:38 AM on 03/06/08
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kate hudson is so so flat...i just had to say that...
Mr-Busy at 01:38 PM on 03/06/08
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is Pamela Anderson on this list? Just wondering...
Miss d at 03:15 PM on 03/06/08
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More like creative smudging in Kate's case...
TryThisAtHome at 05:36 PM on 03/06/08
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@419Baiter: I noticed that too. They enhanced ONE boob. Odd, very odd.@reni: Yes, very very flat. But I think that it's great that she didn't go under the knife. Yet, I must point out that if she were anyone other than a Hollywood legacy, she definitely would have been talked into a boob job.
arirang at 09:12 PM on 03/06/08
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@reni: True but she'll be youthful looking for many years to come. athletic lithe build + roundish face is very forgiving over time.

The fact is, big knockers are ageing -- sure it's guaranteed popularity in high school but you'll peak at 27 or 28 and pretty soon the rack looks positively matronly, plus the inevitable crepey cleave crease straight down the middle.

-A small B and proud of it