Defamer
Realizing the truth about his gay-stripping past had finally hit the mainstream media, American Idol finalist David Hernandez pulled one of the savviest moves in the competitive karaoke play book last night: He deflected the growing outrage with a booger-colored smokescreen. So repulsive was the tale of the flaky, walnut-sized (or was it pea-sized? It'll be the size of a wide-mouthed bass the next time he tells it!) snot-pellet plainly visible in the Celine Dion-interpreter's headshots, any connection in the minds of the American public between Hernandez and the notion of physical desirability was instantly nullified, offering him a clean slate with which to move into further rounds of competition.
Realizing the truth about his Bonus intro footage: Danny Noriega did not just mmmhmm Ryan Seacrest over purple hair highlights! OMGZ! He didz!
Comments
"Drama" and "Queen" go together like coffee and cream!
Mmmm hmmmm.
I think I like Danny Noriega even more for sassing Ryan Gaycrest.
MMhhmm. Spoken like a man who just got some head from Seabisket, I mean Seabass, I mean Seabreeze, Yea Seacrest, yea that's it.
I don't think people should be allowed to say "booger" on television.
"It was kinda flaky."
Just because they let his stripper past slide doesn't mean he should start bragging about being a tweaker.
Imagine that, a former stripper with a great voice...imagine how much fun he can have working his way to the top.
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