Defamer
We suppose some might dispute Nasser Entertainment's bold claim that Anna Nicole is "the most anticipated motion picture of the year." Still, after watching Bad Girl of Pop Willa Ford's complete and uncompromising transformation into the nonagenarian-sexing bombshell, we will concede that the movie has just shot up our 2008 Must-See List. Something about the way Ford captures Anna's baby-gurgle voice in the line, "I wanna be the next Marilyn Monroehrmphuh," coupled with the movie's Showgirls-on-no-budget production values, makes us feel like the bigwigs at Nasser really nailed this one, producing the kind of instant camp-o-tainment Anna Nicole herself would have starred in had she not been taken from us too soon.
'Anna Nicole' Eclipses 'Indy 4' As 2008's Most Anticipated Release
We suppose some might dispute Nasser Entertainment's bold claim that Anna Nicole is "the most anticipated motion picture of the year." Still, after watching Bad Girl of Pop Willa Ford's complete and uncompromising transformation into the nonagenarian-sexing bombshell, we will concede that the movie has just shot up our 2008 Must-See List. Something about the way Ford captures Anna's baby-gurgle voice in the line, "I wanna be the next Marilyn Monroehrmphuh," coupled with the movie's Showgirls-on-no-budget production values, makes us feel like the bigwigs at Nasser really nailed this one, producing the kind of instant camp-o-tainment Anna Nicole herself would have starred in had she not been taken from us too soon.
12:47 PM on Wed Mar 5 2008
By Seth
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In a sad bit of irony, the real Anna Nicole would not have known what the words "eclipsed", "anticipated", or "2008" meant.
And this follows on the heels of Dannielyn being named sole heir to the throne. Now the producers have a celebrity to invite to the premiere!
"I Wanna Be Bad" indeed.
Bai Ling is.... Bobby Trendy
Thank you for coining the term camp-o-tainment. Handy!
I worked on this film.
The 1st AD went nuts and was running PAs over in the desert in his Taurus, the Nasser heads were sleazin' it with every gam in sight, but the Mahi Mahi was impeccable.
Oh, and I hooked up with Willa in her tres confined trailer.
Their URL says it all: "moviesfortv" indeed.
@senilitynow: Wow that sounds like the Best Shoot Ever, I'm jealous. Were you Willa's fluffer?
@senilitynow : And how "confined" was her "trailer"?
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