Defamer
Here's how I imagine the greatest moment in the history of Vh1 will go down: One of those strippers on Rock of Love 2 will "accidentally" knock Bret Michaels' ten gallon hat from his melon just a split-second before a sudden gust from the Santa Ana's blows off his Real World-esque bandana, at which point the camera whip pans to finally reveal what lies beneath his formerly infallible do rag. Namely, a patch work of bald spots, hair plugs and horse hair extensions. Mama's fallen angel, indeed. End scene.
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Tanya Tucker is down wit da homies.
He's gross and those who get their checks signed by VH1 (and the american public that tune in) have lost their fucking minds.
Speaking of bullpen tho, anyone catch Joba Chamberlain today in the spring training game. Looking good. Srry, I don't like to hang out @ deadspin but need to get it out somehow!
He actually died in the '80s with his music. This husk is all that's left.
bret really answers that question for the ages: what happens when '80s hair-band dudes age and LOSE their luscious, deep-fried manes? You know, psychologically. The answer is so very sad. you can have his guyliner and bandanas when you pry them from his cold, dead fingers!
@Shumina: word.
When did Udo Kier start singing for Poison?
He's turning into Meg Ryan.
I used to have a serious crush on this guy. Now I just feel sick. How much Botox???
I think the Supreme Metal Council will be having words about that use of the Devil horns...
I'm convinced that under the hat we'd find a dozen office-regulation binder clips straining to hold his facial skin taut.
Goldie Hawn has really let herself go.
That's the finger position he uses to removes his bandana-wrapped skullcap, every night at beddy bye.
I can't wait for someone to photoshop a bald cap onto him.
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