Defamer
We are deeply saddened to report that momager, pimp and our very own white Oprah, Ms. Dina Lohan, has signed with E! to film her long-lusted after reality show. According to the network's official press release, we shall be forced to view Dina's attempts to jumpstart the other ones' (Ali and Cody) careers in showbiz, and they'll tell you why the torturous Living Lohan is necessary:
We are deeply saddened to report that momager, pimp and our very own white Oprah, Ms. Dina Lohan, "This is a family that knows how to roll with the punches and come out on top. Dina is an incredibly hard-working, passionate mom that I think our viewers will find both relatable and highly entertaining."Frankly, we can't argue with the E! mouthpiece. However, we have our fingers crossed that Dina's show ends up nothing like the mind-fuck Michael Lohan reality show pitch that we have clipped for you.
If watching Mikey sending former Baywatch babes into the arms of perverts, traipsing around cities in a Tyra-like attempt to see what it feels like to be homeless, and beginning the video pitch while standing in front of a glamour shots cloud background is in any way a glimpse into Living Lohan, we may consider canceling our cable. And then scream into the nearest pillow.
- DINA LOHAN GETS HER REALITY SHOW [Tabloid Baby]
- Michael Lohan plays "homeless" for his reality show [YouTube]
Comments
When Dina Lohan is painted in the nude by Thomas Kinkade, then her white trash life will be complete.
If what Michael was doing was "documentary-ing" his work for the Lord, I shudder to think at what Dina's effort will look like...presuming that it will be in service of the flipside of the theological coin.
Someone remove Ali and Cody from this shebeast...
When is a Senate subcommittee going to hold hearings on the E network? Clearly, this "entertainment venue" is a threat to our national well being.
Raincoaster: Yeah and then she could be hung at his "National Archives" here in Monterey too.
We would all be so blessed here.
Yeah, well this show was almost greenlit last year until Lindsay got popped for coke possession.
La Lohan got packed off to rehab, and E! picked up the Kardashians instead. Better outcome? Or worse?
Waitaminit. What's this about punching Dina Lohan while she's on top? Does she charge by the hour or what?
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