Defamer

"If little Mad hearts his penis now, what's he gonna do when puberty hits? Here's hoping there's an "I Really, Really Heart My Penis" gum brand in the works."

Which is certainly better than, "Mommy makes my penis feel funny" gum.

Angelina held back from asking if they had "I heart my brother's penis" mints

wait till he dumps his first playmate in school who "doesn't want dolls yet" for his hotter ink-stained playmate who collects dolls from every Toys R Us she visits.

I don't really give a crap about gossipy stuff like this, but that picture is so friggin' adorable it made me not want to destroy something beautiful for a good five minutes.

@Assistant/Atlas: I agree. Making cracks about Angelina Jolie seems pretty easy, but it certainly appears to me that she's using her powers for good, unlike myriad other rich and/or famous folks.

I love that when you click the US link, the final graf says:

Check out the latest issue of Us Weekly for more on how Angelina stood up Jennifer Aniston and maintains the power over her.

Um, what...maintains what over what now?

Of the whole litter she's got (I am still holding our for an Eskimo or Aboriginee addition) I've hated this kid from day one. He comes across as obnoxious and will be an absolute terror once he is sixteen. Nobel Peace Prize winner, he will not be. I can even see him throw a few punches Brad's way "Not the face kid, not the face!!!!!" Ahh, that would be some awesome Karma, though.

so why is she procreating - again.. someone explain - I thought she had a whole world of orphans to rescue..

@hughman: Awesome.

Maddox is going to grow up to be more entitled than a 23-year-old hipster.

However, I'll gladly take a two-pack of Shiloh and Zahara.

What - were they all out of "Mommy is one freaking nut job" mallow bars?

I simply don't get the criticsm y'all give her. By all accounts, she's a very good hands-on mom who is also using her fame and money to support causes she believes in. Wow -- what a horrible person! You all need to windex your own houses for a while.

Huh? A hands-on mom does not have a nanny for each kid!!!! If she took care of them ALL BY HERSELF then I would nominate her for the Nobel Peace Prize.

Playing with your kids, is not hands-on.

@ATL_Girl_Publicist: So hands-on - she's hardly ever at home... Give me a break...

I wasn't aware there were flacks in Atlanta.