We were somewhat pleased when Selma Blair started a relationship with that guy Britney Spears joined the mile-high club with in her Toxic video. He had that whole Jason Lewis-y, empty-headed thing going on that seemed just the right antidote to her ex, shaved-head rocker Ahmet Zappa. But according to the NY Daily News, Selma's found a new not-so-bright bulb to hook up with: a waiter. And straight out of an episode of guilty pleasure Cheaters (or the new BJ-infested Big Brother), boyfriend Matt Felker recently walked in on the illicit couple during a fairly intimate lap-sitting session. Says the News' source:

"He found her sitting on the guy's lap. It was like a Lifetime movie moment - the only thing missing was Meredith Baxter Birney."

But it seems this new bout of Gotcha! is just another incident in the Selma Cheating story. Seems the waitress and the Best Kissing actress have been sitting on each other's laps since Fashion Week, when Felker discovered they were staying in the same hotel suite at the Mercer in New York. But honestly, with her new pixie haircut, her perfect little gymnast bod, and her ability to get photographed at parties, can't the "model/actor" best known for appearing the "Stacey's Mom" video deal with a little action on the side? He may not be able to live with her, but he certainly can't get any gigs without her.

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