Industry drones filing into their offices this morning were greeted with not quite your run-of-the-mill THR cover, but rather the somewhat startling, full-color image above. It all comes courtesy of the Belvedere Vodka company, as envisioned by photographer Terry Richardson. And while it took us a good ten minutes to figure out the connection between a trades publication, smooth spirits, and a Mischa Barton-esque woman reapplying lipstick shortly after having made acquaintance with an unidentified man's crotch, it suddenly dawned on us: Now that the For Your Consideration season is over, the For Your Appreciation ads are right there to take its place.

The Hollywood Reporter

4:19 PM on Tue Feb 26 2008
By Seth
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hack-a-rific at 04:51 PM on 02/26/08
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Seriously?
Sweet Panda Love at 04:57 PM on 02/26/08
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I don't understand what any of this has to do with Mister Belvedere.
Admore at 05:00 PM on 02/26/08
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No, no, see, she's using the belt buckle as a MIRROR! For her LIPSTICK! Who HASN'T done that? And, are we sure that's a man-crotch? Ah, it works on so many levels.
TheStarterWife at 05:00 PM on 02/26/08
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"Unidentified man's crotch" my ass. It's another Vincent Gallo blow job.

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katie at 05:05 PM on 02/26/08
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Ahhhhh. A star is born.
heidiho at 05:09 PM on 02/26/08
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I think it's an ad for the new movie Rainbow Party: The Musical!.
hack-a-rific at 05:14 PM on 02/26/08
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@Admore: Oh, well, if it's just about the mirror, then ok.

Seriously, could there be a more perfect ad for a Hollywood trade? ugh.
Cam/ron at 05:44 PM on 02/26/08
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Would somebody tell me how Vincent Gallo earns a living?
BoHan at 06:36 PM on 02/26/08
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I'm guessing the crotch belongs to Javier Bardem.
Little Mintz Sunshine at 06:44 PM on 02/26/08
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Should "luxury" make you want to take a long hot shower in Cipro and schedule a gamma globulin booster?
raincoaster at 08:50 PM on 02/26/08
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All Terry Richardson photos look like this. Even the ones of Viggo. Looks like somebody's earned his red wings!
Miss d at 09:19 PM on 02/26/08
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Still - won't make that Vodka taste any better...
LittleMissPartlyCloudy at 03:18 AM on 02/27/08
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Miss D, you need to venture out and find a bottle o' "Zyr"; it puts B-dere to shame. As for Gallo, who suggested he makes a living?
YourGoldKeith at 09:30 AM on 02/27/08
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Luxury Reborn? I mean, luxury would have a white powder to go with the mirrors? And shouldn't they be drinking Grey Goose?
Miss d at 03:50 PM on 02/27/08
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@LittleMissPartlyCloudy: I've been getting into this [www.thedrinkshop.com] of late...