Defamer
While it remains to be seen whether or not Diablo Cody will be joining the likes of Cameron Crowe and Woody Allen on the list of Oscar-winning writers, one thing is certain: she'll be wearing Million Dollar Shoes to the Academy Awards on Sunday. Tacky tastemaker Stuart Weitzman's infamous Kwiat diamond-encrusted shoes will adorn the Juno scriptess's feet as she walks the carpet. We are proud to report that this news marks Brook's official jump from Former Stripper to Rental Footwear Prostitute. [SF Gate]
4:24 PM on Fri Feb 22 2008
By Molly Friedman
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OKAY, New Defamer Post- Mark Lisanti. ENOUGH "who wore what or will wear what with or without a shirt" posts. Please.
Diablo Cody should change her name to Wordy Talentless Hack. She would definitely be worth a $10 lap dance though...
Well, of course she is!
Weitzman's are the most uncomfortable footwear evah. Have fun!
@BestFrenemies: It's the slowest Oscar season in recent memory, cut us some slack!
@Mark Graham: Because no one is in the mood this year!
Great! Big Party! For the elite! While tons of other people are still in strike-panic-depression mode.
Ok sorry. That was bitchy. Just not in an Oscar mood this year. Too many friends still unemployed.
What, no Candies?
Funny, I was at the Bronson gate almost every damn day and I don't recall seeing her there in shoes of any description.
@TheStarterWife: So that's it, you just saved me several hundred dollars in therapy bills.
@Mark Graham: okay, this grouchy anti-JUNO reader will be quiet now.
Do the folks at Playmates know she's cheating on them?
@BestFrenemies: Dear God, yes.
@KillerOfFun: OMG fuck you.
Those will go great with the $1.99 Wet & Wild black toenail polish she plans to wear ironically.
What is it with you ladies and shoes?
Maybe she'll go on strike, like, forever.
@TheStarterWife: And diamond shoes bother you?
If she wants street cred, I think this pretty much loses it for her. It's the anti-boheme.
@Sweet Panda Love: That's because she only does 'promos', that, are, like, totally hip with the scene...
@Oldboy: I dunno, what's up with me and my ladies foot fetish?
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