Jeremy Piven Practitioner Of Ancient Art Of Paparazzi Yoga

Jeremy Piven was recently captured sunning on a Hawaiian shore by a telephoto lens almost as substantial as Ari Gold's legendary member, and while we can detect ever the slightest hint of burgeoning Piv-handles, the 2008 Golden Globe winner appears to still be in fine form. Clearly, Piven's habit of stepping in at local bar-band gigs to whale on the skins until the very last disappointed patron files out, paired with a vigorous yoga regimen learned in the high peaks of the Himalayas (where the actor achieved levels of spiritual enlightenment heretofore thought unimaginable for someone whose previous notable achievements included among them the coining of the phrase, "Let's hug it out, bitch,"), have contributed to one of the most enviable beach bodies of the entire Entourage cast. Sorry E, Turtle, Drama, Lloyd, and Bob Ryan, but the guy's got hairless pecs for days. Is that something you might be interested in? Click through to get a closer look at a Piv triptych.

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The Pivinator Becomes The Yoganator [X17Online.com]

11:48 AM on Tue Feb 19 2008
By Seth
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impalpable observer at 12:18 PM on 02/19/08
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If you imagine spiritual enlightenment to be a series of levels to be traversed until you reach the summit of ultimate truth, you may as well be snorting as many 8-balls and fucking as many starlets as you can lay hands on.
BoHan at 12:20 PM on 02/19/08
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I don't know, from the back he kind've looks like me bending over the sink.
NoGrumpys at 12:42 PM on 02/19/08
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Here's hoping the chest is naturally hairless. Nothing like "hugging it out bitch" when chest is shaved - RAZOR BURN

btw same goes for manscaping and fellatio
Rey at 12:54 PM on 02/19/08
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His formerly fine chest is anything but naturally hairless.

But he really seems to be committed to the faux-twink look, so good for him. Sad for me and anybody else who liked to objectify him.
ATL_Girl_Publicist at 01:08 PM on 02/19/08
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Don't care what y'all say...Piven is a god! He was before Ari and will be after. PCU forver, baby!
Landru at 01:10 PM on 02/19/08
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gray?
Sweet Panda Love at 01:11 PM on 02/19/08
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That bald spot is just aching for a yarmulke.
Desk_hack at 01:18 PM on 02/19/08
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@Sweet Panda Love: I think that's what caused it in the first place.
ofsoundmind at 01:32 PM on 02/19/08
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Piven is a god, but he is far from naturally hairless. Cupid is getting himself waxed!
WGARefugee at 04:13 PM on 02/19/08
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I'd like to announce that my being in this thread means I've broken my own record for workday procrastination.
Little Mintz Sunshine at 06:11 PM on 02/19/08
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Downward Facing Douche.
raincoaster at 06:34 PM on 02/19/08
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Mmmmmmmmmmm. Sorry, did you say something?
bitchybitch at 06:53 PM on 02/19/08
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Wow, he's a lot hotter than I thought. I always thought he had a gut. Hmm. Interesting...
gwendemarco at 08:54 PM on 02/19/08
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@LIttle Mintz Sunshine: LMFAO.
Victor Ward at 06:13 AM on 02/20/08
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I actually didn't find any of these attractive! And relief washes over me in an awesome wave.
bitchybitch at 06:58 PM on 02/20/08
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Well how old is the guy, like 45?
Miss d at 08:59 PM on 02/20/08
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How is it - he looks abit buff from the front - but looks like my postman from the back? I call fake pecs/pack combo and some contouring. Possibly couldn't afford to get the back done just yet...
bitchybitch at 08:16 PM on 02/22/08
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Ew....I think you're right.