Advances in Feminism, lindsay lohan, paris hilton, pussycat dolls, sam lutfi

Everything Lindsay Can Do, Paris Can Do Sluttier

Considering that she once celebrated her birthday by hosting parties in five different cities, Paris Hilton has set the bar pretty high when it comes to self-indulgent birthday parties. So when it came time to celebrate her 27th birthday, she did what every slutty heiress would do — take the stage with The Pussycat Dolls in hooker clothes, of course! But while Hilton played quick change artist (alternating between a "sexy" cop and a a "sexy" lingerie model), there was one newly sober and newly naked star who wasn't allowed to attend the festivities.

Yep, that's right, following a recent scrap, Paris reportedly banned Lindsay Lohan from attending any and all of her birthday parties this weekend. Bummer, especially considering that Paris managed to find room for persona non grata Sam Lutfi on her VIP list. And while no one managed to spot Paris' former flame Travis Barker at the club, the two reportedly engaged in a frenching session earlier in the week. So now that you're all caught up on Paris, please excuse us while we go take our usual post-Paris-item shower. You can never be too careful these days, you know.

PARIS HILTON'S RAUNCHY BIRTHDAY PICS [MomPopSon]

9:30 AM on Mon Feb 18 2008
By Molly Friedman
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Sweet Panda Love at 10:22 AM on 02/18/08
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Connectedness Index: 253

Paris, honey - you're too old for that kind of shit.
BeAgrestic at 10:24 AM on 02/18/08
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Connectedness Index: 371

Yawn. Come find me when Shanna exacts her trailer park justice on Paris in the club again.
Victor Ward at 10:28 AM on 02/18/08
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She's seriously starting to resemble Diane Sawyer, except, you know, homely.
dutchtreat at 11:06 AM on 02/18/08
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Paris, you're starting to look immature and self-centered.
dutchtreat at 11:17 AM on 02/18/08
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Lindsay Dee Lohan: Yes, a handled loin.
redreb at 11:18 AM on 02/18/08
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When will another -- and much younger -- heiress with celebutard ambitions come along and usurp Paris? Or, do we have to wait until she turns 30 for her to become completely irrelevant?
idiotbegone at 11:58 AM on 02/18/08
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Ok whatever that thing is, it's a bag full of nightmares for any child that sees it. Namely- me.
slinkimalinki at 01:57 PM on 02/18/08
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@idiotbegone: hahahahahahaha
Miss d at 03:20 PM on 02/18/08
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Mixing Mom lingerie with a Mistress harness is not 'mixing it up' - it just shows that you have no class or clue...

Oh, and Dita would like her champagne glass homage routine returned, even if it is somewhat scuffed...
Atomboy at 05:23 PM on 02/18/08
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Is that Paris or Madonna in the photo?