I dunno, Molly. That looks sorta like vicodin face.

woof.

She purty.

Looking a lot better, although if you saw the rest of that photo, her fucking dress is HORRENDOUS.

Look! There's Kadinsky!

@katekate: Yes it is. But she looks so pretty. I am soooo glad her hair is no longer blonde.

Awww. she looks pretty. Still think she looks the best with red hair. I love that mugshot it the bottom right. I cut it out and made it into my beer coaster.

@b-a-n-a-n-a-s: My fave is the one in the top right where she's all, "Why the fuck are you fuckers taking fucking pictures of me?"

It's about time! At least she learned how to LOOK sober anyhow... :)

@katekate: i like the center one -- Party on Lindsay!!!!

If history is any proof, me thinks Lilo will be doing an about-face. Sobriety is soooo fleeting.

Awww man! How am I ever gonna get a date with her if she stays sober?????

Aww, Lindsay, she's so pretty.

@Sabrinaanna: That's all they teach you in rehab. Haven't you ever been? It's all the rage.

@katekate: LOL So true. My bad, how could I forget the best class of all:

How to dress, act and APPEAR sober 101

You know, I have pictures like just about all of those (except for the mugshots and tatas shot) from my college days. So I can't really judge her on any of those.

From an engineering perspective, I don't even understand what her boobs are doing in the top middle picture.

That's not sober - just a shit load of Diazepam...

I've seen glazed donuts with more expression...

Thanks for the inspiration, I've officially quit drinking just....now.

She looks prettier when she's shitfaced. = /

@buttler: They're TURNING ME ON, that's what!

Or freaking me out. One of the two, not sure which.

@DorothyZbornak: Come sit over here by me.

...and to think I was almost done with my Valentines poem to LiLo.......I couldn't find anything to rhyme with "Xanax and Vodka induced coma" though

Did rehab teach her to stop flashing the peace sign at every photo call, too? If so, kudos to the Cirque.

@Bento: "The Dallas Cowboys' Tony Roma?"

(It'll have to be some sort of boyfriend-stealing-related stanza that is both clever and will piss off Jessica Simpson. Oh, wait.)

@Wendy_Kroy: And the kissy face thing, don't forget. No kissy faces last night, thank goodness.

Addicts are so predictable. When are they going to wean her off the Mystic Tan?

I'd hit it...