Defamer
You know the story: White Witch meets Centaur 18 years her junior, is instantly smitten, and begins popping up in public with him, most recently at the BAFTA Awards. Only thing is, there's a King, 20 years her senior, with whom she has 10-year-old twins. King seems to be OK with Centaur. Centaur seems to be OK with King. Everyone shacks up at the castle, and tongues wag alongside Oscar red carpets, whispering, "Ohmigod! That's the boytoy half of Tilda Swinton's modern domestic arrangement!" [dailymail.co.uk]
4:28 PM on Wed Feb 13 2008
By Seth
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Is this a trick question? I guess I'd do the dude in the middle, in the golden tribbles outfit.
Some people get all the cake.
Isn't this an exact duplication of her domestic situation in The Beach? Right down to the bearded old man?
Might as well lock down Mick Fleetwood and Jonathan Schaech for the movie version now.
@Sweet Panda Love: Awesome. Well played.
~ who?
Sheesh, is it just me or did that seem a lot of column space for a bit of gossip? It read like a New Yorker article.
Yeah SPL basically won this round.
CONFOUND YOU! *shakes fist
Team Swinton!
I did not know that a Beard could be Cuckolded by a Fairy. You English! You're so Englishy.
Yeah, the beard and English accents make this feel literary instead of skanky. Make 'em southern and in stretch fabrics, they'd be on Springer.
@Miss d: I think Team Swinton already has enough players.
Does that guy suck down 30 raw eggs a day to make his 'stache so yellow?
Nasty ew.
If I was supposed to sexually satisfy Tilda Swinton I'd outsource the job too.
@DrFeelgood: Ku-fuckin'-dos!
@CrankYank: Hell no! She's now casting for a tight end...
The original fire pie.
For Christ sakes, is there a name for that kind of stain? AND she birthed out his twins??
I'm gonna go hallucinate for a sec.
Rumored Queen Tilda also has her way with Keanu Reeves whenever she fancies. How do you suppose the guy with the beard fits into THIS picture?
Oh, nevermind.
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