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The noble profession of documenting Britney Spears' every Starbucks run is, apparently, facing a crisis, as accusations are flying that some photo agencies are so desperate to get the best shot of Spears launching a frappucino at her camera-wielding tormentors that they're allowed themselves to be "infiltrated" by the Crips and Bloods. In response to reports about the ganging-up of his trade, X17's owner says that no real banger worth his colors can be bothered to chase the frequently hospitalized pop star around, and that the mainstream media ruffians protecting their red carpet turf are far more dangerous than any pap: "'They may dress like gang members with large pants and tattoos, but to say they're gang members right now, well, real gang members are not into Britney Spears,' said Frank Navarre, a Frenchman who owns the X17 agency. 'I think red carpet is worse. I used to do red carpet myself, and one guy broke my camera.'" [Rush & Molloy]

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10:49 AM on Mon Feb 11 2008
By Mark
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gwendolyn at 12:07 PM on 02/11/08
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Lil' Brits used to do red carpet, too, until someone pointed out to her that the carpet didn't match the draperies...
raincoaster at 03:38 PM on 02/11/08
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Um, I've been security on the red carpet during a Perfect Fanstorm (LOTR). I'm 5'2" tall and Canadian, which is to say about as intimidating as your grandma, walker and all.