Larry Birkhead and integrity go together like peanut butter and mayonnaise. While we have never held him in anything even remoting approaching regard, we think that this clip might one day go down as his lowest moment. That goes for those creeps over at The Insider, too. This clip of Birkhead trotting out Dannielynn to the Bahamian gravesite where her mother is buried repulses us on more levels than we care to count. But we'll try.

For starters, there's the sickening voiceover ("this is as close as [Dannielynn] will come to her mother") and the fact that Birkhead hasn't gotten around to taking care of a gravestone for Anna Nicole yet (it's nearly been a year!). Then there's the whole issue of compensation (if anyone who knows how much money traded hands here, please email us). Lastly, there's truly atrocious outro promo copy ("for more on Danniellyn's visit to her mom's grave, go to [URL redacted] and click the 'Get It' button!"). Nice work, jackals! Now excuse us while we go hurl.

6:04 PM on Thu Feb 7 2008
By Mark Graham
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WGARefugee at 07:06 PM on 02/07/08
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Help, I can't think of anything funny to say about something so venal and creepy.
AgitpropVT at 08:42 PM on 02/07/08
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I can't quite put my finger on what's more disturbing, the fact that he allowed the jackals to come along, or the fact that this is pretty much Birkhead's only source of income.
tootingbec at 09:39 PM on 02/07/08
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Soon the apocalypse will come, and men can go back to the honest livelihoods of bygone days: the blacksmith, the cobbler, the tranny ho, the stevedore.
Miss d at 09:54 PM on 02/07/08
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I freaked when I saw this... the archival footage, the inch-thick makeup on Larry, the slimy VO. AND then the bastards cut back to 'special correspondent' Donny Osmond in the studio... Jesus wept...
mesousa at 10:40 PM on 02/07/08
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"this is as close as [Dannielynn] will come to her mother"

Okay. Um. No.
They met before.
scroll_lock at 06:47 AM on 02/08/08
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Sleazebag is so happy that cash cows come in convenient carry-on size (at least for now).
Sweet Panda Love at 08:49 AM on 02/08/08
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Oh, for the love of fucking Christ. "The toddler seems to understand this"? No she doesn't! She's a toddler! She can't even talk yet!

I wouldn't say this about perhaps any other child, but I think this one would have a better shot being raised by Britney.
NotReadyForPrimeTime at 08:51 AM on 02/08/08
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I heard of a guy who had his wife cremated and kept the remains in his filing cabinet in a cardboard box because he was too cheap to have her interred or purchase a proper urn.

I am thinking that Larry Birkhead would have done the same thing if he had had to pay for any of Anna's expenses.

Maybe he's waiting for Entertainment Tonight to pay for the headstone.
RonMwangaguhunga at 09:14 AM on 02/08/08
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I have it on good authority that in order to work for The Insider, you have to spoon-feed the Devil your soul, and renounce your conscience to his humble and oily servant, Pat O'Brien (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment). How else does one explain that production, which has fed a hungry, uncomprehending world the Anorexic twins, and which proudly proclaims "Breaking News" about celebrities going to rehab. You do your thing, Pat O'Brien ... you (pronounced distaste)... do ... your ... thing (Averted Gaze).
Superstarsteve at 09:30 AM on 02/08/08
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One more instance of how shameless society has become. Trotting Danielynn out in front of the cameras to visit "momma's grave" should be a private affair...even if she is too young to comprehend it. I guess "ET" is paying his bills these days.
NotReadyForPrimeTime at 10:14 AM on 02/08/08
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@RonMwangaguhunga:

So do you have any explanation for Mary Hart?
ATL_Girl_Publicist at 10:38 AM on 02/08/08
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Disgusting. All of it. Shameful and disgusting.
RonMwangaguhunga at 11:21 AM on 02/08/08
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Those shapely legs, we cannot fail to note, suggest some sort of Faustian bargain as well ...
dango at 11:41 AM on 02/08/08
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The inevitable reality show, Larry Birkhead: Movin' On, awaits.
Decebal at 12:04 PM on 02/08/08
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BARF!!!! is that an actual grave? So much for ever lasting fame, buried and forgotten under a nice looking lawn.
NotReadyForPrimeTime at 09:23 AM on 02/09/08
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This explains why Pat O'Brien went to rehab again.
LKB at 12:17 PM on 02/10/08
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Disturbing. Get a real job, Birkhead.
What a beautiful baby, though. Just tragic.
TheMotherOfTrouble at 03:12 PM on 02/12/08
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I would love to comment on how reprehensible this entire clip is, but my throat still burns from puking in rage at the "Anna Nicole in Clown Makeup" video shot by Howard K. Stern. The whole matter is made all the more tragic by how absolutely adorable and innocent Danielynne is.