Return of the Unicorns. I can die happy.

It's been said that men become more distinguished as they age. Vince is proving to be the exception to make the rule. Pudgy Vince barely resembles his thinner, younger self. He needs to cut back on the Chicago-style, cheese-laden, stuffed pizza and Pabst Blue Ribbon.

@redreb: Nonsense. What else would he do with his bazillion dollars? Who does he gotta look good for?

@BoHan: I was getting very cranky without my unicorns...I think that one saw into my soul, and healed the ancient wounds.

How do kids these days live without the afterschool specials that kept us straight in the 80's?

Vaughn looks like his own father these days. A true tragedy. Still funny but was funny and hot. Peter Billingsly? Why can't Corey Haim learn some grace from Peter..

That was Vince Vaughn? Man. He's aged like three times as fast as Peter Billingsley, who still looked in danger of having his mouth washed out with soap in The Break-Up.

@MNightDayLewis: There are no latchkey kids anymore. They're either already getting into trouble out on the streets, or in private hungarian folk dancing lessons.

Let that be a warning, indeed. Maybe it's time to take it down a notch, cowyboy.

Anyone ever see the Ben Affleck After School Special? If memory serves, it was also steroid related.

@dango: Yeah, I saw it. It's called A Body To Die For: The Aaron Henry Story. It's a genre classic, lots of laughs...

wow...he had alopecia areata...even back then.