Ugh.

So did she ever get around to getting herself a license?

So that's what the needle swinging from "depressing" to "hilarious" again sounds like.

guess she didn't give up crazy for lent

Britney who?

Blerg! I can't believe the LAPD haven't revoked her license. Wasn't she in a padded room 48 hours ago?

Now she can get her own IN-N-OUT....hey that's really the defining philosophy of Brit now, in and out of the psych ward

When the paparazzi finally find her, she will ask them if they think her methods are unsound.

Well now, the greasy Pap 'boyfriend' can buy her some flowers that don't come from a gas station...

This is the woman who had to buy her own engagement ring...

And lovin' the goss that Kevin slept with her mom...

What am I not understanding? Two days ago she was too out of it to understand what was going on in the court case. Now she's out and up to her old tricks?

Is there no one who can make the girl just stay home? Isn't she still detoxing? Is she not fragile? Where are Mom and Dad? Do I have to fly down there?

What the fuck?

It makes my stomach hurt.

@Trixie from Toronto: I'll pick you up at LAX. Let's go kidnap her, lock her in a room and chill her the fuck out.

@heidiho: I just don't get it -- how did she get out? Strap that dame down and give her some goddamn electro-shock therapy! Something, anything, before she dies!

p.s. My flight gets in tomorrow morning. I've got the ammo.

For the love of all things holy, could someone who professes to care about this girl (or a suitable court appointed representative) pull it together long enough to focus on priorites and THROW AWAY THOSE HORRIBLE BOOTS?!?! Oh, and the stupid fedora. Thx.

Was the little chihuahua held hostage?

@LIttle Mintz Sunshine: Not to mention that hideously garish lipstick! Jesus! As long as she's smearing that tomato-red shade on her mouth, I remain convinced she is still in a psychotic state of some sort. Somebody save her!

@BeAgrestic: Well, I doubt revoking her license would have kept her from going anywhere. The Sam would have sent a limo for her.

She's starting to take on the character of Sarah Connors in Terminator 2, only crazier and not aware of any cyborgs trying to kill her kids coming to LA from the future. But I'm sure that's coming.

Posters are in top form today!

@Trixie from Toronto: Trank darts, but you'll need enough to drop an elephant. Maybe someone from Animal Planet can help?

I pray that one day soon it will become dire enough for Oprah to step in. Because you know Oprah's the only one who can sort this shit out.

Be well, Britney girl!

Look, somebody's got to step in and put a limit on that poor girl's xan-tini intake. If her Mother is too busy to do it, I nominate my Mother. If she's too wrapped up depleting the inventory of Northern Florida's Goodwill Shops, might I suggest Rachel Ray. That bitch is everywhere.

I don't plan to be in or near Los Angeles before April. I hope by then this woman is under lock and key someplace. Nobody is safe if she's not locked up. Where are the "authorities?" And, since when is a "court rep" capable of determining she's responsible enough to be let out of a locked ward? A couple of days ago, she was deemed "greatly disabled." What's the deal out there? Who's in charge?! I don't get it.

@raincoaster: After seeing her VMA performance, I'm thinking a harpoon would be more appropriate.

@vildechaia: I agree! Who IS in charge? I am coming down there to kick some ass!