Defamer
Paris Hilton's last appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman was, in no uncertain terms, one of the greatest moments in U.S. television history, to go up there with the moon landing, the final episode of M*A*S*H, and the entire run of Joe Millionaire in the annals of essential road-markers tracking the rise, fall, and eventual obliteration of a once-promising colonial social experiment.
Paris Hilton's Realizing, perhaps, that he may have gone too far in pursuit of the hard questions left unanswered ever since Larry King's softball tournament, an apologetic Letterman invited Hilton back for a redo. There she was free to discuss her many exciting straight-to-her-reel movie projects and crappy-apparel lines to her heart's content, and, as the video above demonstrates, discuss she did. Some may interpret this as caving; we see it as something else entirely—the host offering Hilton all the self-plugging rope she needed to fashion the hottest noose you've ever seen, leaving us with only the words, "The Hottie or the Nottie: In Theaters Never" scrawled across a nearby mirror in Paris-brand lipstick by way of a goodbye note.
- Late Show with David Letterman
- Previously: David Letterman Interrogates Paris Hilton On Prison Life [Defamer]
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did anyone else catch the wonderfully delightful moment when paris asked letterman for his man-shoe-size, as her own man-feet popped up and filled the entire bottom half of the screen?
Is that her shoe line? I've never seen bowling high heels before.
@blackheartededitor: They coordinate wonderfully with her line of bowling shirtwaist dresses* for the casual alcoholic housewife/ladies' afternoon league champion...
*your first name and team moniker embroidered by sweatshop labor in Sri Lanka for a nominal fee.
Bah humbug. Dave is a kissass.
I love this. Dave is clearly emphasizing that Hilton has absolutely nothing worthwhile to talk about. Listen to how patronizing he is, as if he's speaking to a 4 year old.
Because he is
still not in Rwanda
As soon as he apologized, I could watch no further. He had nothing to apologize for and it made me sad. Why did he even have her back on? So disappointing.
I thought it was great, he brought it up about 4x, you know, that he pissed her off, by asking about jail, and mentioning that he has actually never been in jail, you know, and now she can talk about whateeeeeeever she wants. Brilliant.
Can they quit asking this filth to come back on the show?! Fuck!
Can't she be on Leno so I won't have to see her?
@trythisathome - - I completey agree! Condescension of this magnitude is an art form in and of itself. Folks, that was no apology! If that brainless tart will come back for another, then he'll keep giving it to her!
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