Defamer
Ah, the In-N-Out. Referencing the famed burger chain makes us salivate just typing its name and, as it turns out, The Package (shocker!) feels the same way. United States Weekly reports that Brit, unimpressed (or just oblivious to) UCLA Med's appetizing, slightly-edible array of hospital-food-for-the-nutballs, ordered in a "double cheeseburger, fries and a drink" at around 4:42pm yesterday. Perhaps suffering from meth-induced hallucinations, our girl had manager Sam Lufti fetch the grub for her at rush hour's peak (as seen in the pic above), the greasy bag reportedly arriving in a quickspeed 21 minutes (In-N-Out! You never fail to astonish us.) One question, though: How exactly does someone manage to stuff themselves senseless while wearing a straitjacket?
- BRITNEY SPEARS REQUESTS IN-N-OUT BURGER AT HOSPITAL [Usmagazine.com]
[Photo Credit: X17]
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Well, who doesn't prefer In 'n' Out to hospital food? And after all, there is one right in Westwood. He could walk there and back from the hospital, for crying out loud.
I'm surprised they haven't set her up with a Frapuccino IV yet.
@heidiho: Seriously. Kicking the fraps is probably going to be harder than kicking the meth.
p.s. Love that the "ho" is back.
Unless there's news she's dead or fucking Matt Damon, I have officially tuned out on Brit-Brit.
He would have done better than 21 minutes if he didn't have to fake a British accent at the drive-through.
He's her mananger, right? Seems to me she's managing him. Bitch get me a double-double animal style!
In 'n' Out has always been a great cure for when I've got the crazies. However, I always get 5 lbs of water weight gain, which hangs around for a week and stirs up my eating disorder. So I try to keep the crazies at bay. With meth.
I'm SERIOUSLY hoping this is a joke. Because the odds of that grease-bag carrying the greasy bag stuffing some "unprescribed meds" in between the fries and burger are just too high to fathom. Not being versed in Psych wards however, I'd STILL like to think that some guy named Osama strolling in with a package for the Package would be met with at LEAST a cursory search? Or is he actually allowed to bring Brit those dozen blister packs of Sudafed, aluminum cans, and 50-gallon drums of cleaning products?
Ooo Evanessence you NEE-uh-sty.
Well, not that I've been in the psych ward at UCLA Medical Center before ... but they will allow other people bring you food during visiting hours. Unless she's in the acute ward with the schizophrenics and violent people.
But, you know. I just know that, you know, because, um, ... I have a cousin that works there. Yeah, a cousin.
If that's what she eats daily, she's going to be pleasantly unrecognizable when she gets out, even if they have a full gym.
I don't know if I feel comfortable laughing at a mentally ill youg woman. I wonder if Natalie Portman will come to her offense, or do you actually have to die first before people find their priciples.
I'll have one double double "washed up white trash style"
with no onions.
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