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Ryan Seacrest Buys Ellen A Useful Toy For Her Birthday

· Wait a minute: Did Ryan Seacrest think he was giving Ellen a dildo in a fun little gift bag? Oh, that's just a bingo stamper, and not a Big Blue Violator? What a silly mix-up! An honest mistake, really.
· Mona Lisa with a shoulder-mounted rocket launcher would've made a much better Rambo poster.
· Mary-Kate Olsen's thought process upon receiving that fateful call from the masseuse, in flowchart form.
· "Those pigs were about 400 pounds each, and there were four of them. I was tied pretty tight into that pigpen by my neck and my hands, and my mouth was gagged. At one point while we were filming one of the pigs broke through the fence and actually came right at me. I was freaking out, and they were rushing in to try to get me out, and of course Sly is in the background yelling, 'Keep the cameras rolling!'"

6:00 PM on Fri Jan 25 2008
By Mark
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BoHan at 06:50 PM on 01/25/08
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Oh, this is just like the good old days. Remember when we used to fight with Ellen Pompeo about her eating habits? Darn, that was fun.
Dr. Nut at 09:42 AM on 01/26/08
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Ryna Seacrest knows dildos!
FranklyScarlet at 10:01 AM on 01/26/08
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Aprpos of nothing: why did Jason Bateman have to live at the end of The Kingdom?
rosserfan at 02:52 PM on 01/26/08
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Ryan should have introduced Ellen to the wonderful world of Butt-plugs! They're simply fascinating.
Reggie Cameron at 09:50 AM on 01/28/08
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On any given day, between the time Seacrest gets out of bed and makes it out the door to the gym, I'd have enough material to fill a book with what a big homo this guy is. The morning grooming alone could fill chapters and you just know takes eons.