Defamer
With no real news to blog about at Sundance, CNN entertainment producer Jennifer Wolfe decided to blog about, well, the comings and goings of celebrities. And it turns out that, except for the mittens and mukluks, there's not too much difference between the way celebrities behave in Los Angeles and how they act in Park City. Some celebrities have entourages. Some celebrities are nice. And, if the celebrity in question is Adrien Grenier, he tells little white lies in order to, we're guessing, free up more time in his busy schedule to blank the blank out of a snow bunny or two.
While it's always encouraging to hear that talented people like Stanley Tucci don't suck, our hearts are actually warmed considerably more by the thought that Grenier, our favorite card-carrying Democrat, blew off a scheduled interview to attend a competing film festival. Before, of course, an earnest round of blanking in his hotel room.
Comments
How bout we luge to Harry Os and I'll Wasatch the Republican out of you?
I'm torn between "slam the dance out of you" and "Stanley the Tucci out of you." I can't decide.
Mercedes-Benz the Veuve Cliquot?
Are they still sponsors?
Adrien Gren-who? Is this the best CNN can do by way of celebrity behaving badly?
And next, in B-list hanger-on news, some dude from some self-indulgent HBO show acted like an ass today. Back to you in the studio...
Someone please manscape this dude! ICK
How about "bore the death"...?
How about we sabotage my CNN interview and I fuck the shit out of my career?
@Sweet Panda Love: "Dance the slam out of you" definitely dance the slam.
@bowlingfordollars: He really does appear to be morphing into one large hairball since banging Paris Hilton. It is repulsive. She taints everything she touches!!!
p.s. How about we go home and I wax the excess facial hair out of you?
How about we go home and I Sasquatch the Yeti out of you?
How about we go to my place and I Depilatory the Colin Farrell out of you?
That's some fucking picture - was it a full moon or something? Thankfully, I can see him ageing terribly in the near future. Don't ask me how - I just can.
How about we go home and I screen the pet-project out of you? (I've actually used this line, and it works)
How about we go home and I Nair the tailfeathers off of you?
I'll take you home and tease the bangs out of you. I'll...take you back to my place and peachfuzz the bronzer out of you? Sorry, I got nothin'.
Just one more...
How about we go home and I uni the brow out of you.
How about we go home and you pluck the unibrow out of me?
@FreedomFries: Oh my goodness! Jinx!!!
Can we please talk about why CNN's Showbiz Tonight is acting like they're hosting a Disney channel program???? They've been freaking out about Colin Farrel saying fuck in an interview...they're being ridiculous! They actually re-visted the 'story' later in the show!! Shut UP.
The hair is extreme, but someone also needs to Crest the Whitestrips out of him.
oh my goodness YUCK. How I EVER thought he was remotely kissable (during the first season of Entourage), I'll never know, other than because it was the first season of Entourage. like I wanted Patrick Dempsey during the first season of Gray's....
Did I just admit that out loud, in public?
Yes you did. And now, knowing this, I may have a chance with you.
Haters. :-D
@hack-a-rific: I think the answer to your question is contained within the letters "CNN".
How about we go to my place and I Frida the Kahlo out of you?
So how about we go home and I Lourdes the Ciccone out of you?
@scroll_lock: you win
@mepo: Yay! I'd like my winnings in small, crisp, unmarked bills.
HOw about we go home and I shear the sheep out of you?!
@bowlingfordollars: They should just pour wax all over that fucker and start again. JUST ONE BIG RIP, ADRIAN!
Why don't we go back to my place an I Fabio the George Clooney out of you
"One-line the email out of you"
Ronnie Dobbs's doppleganger!
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