The Mad Money morning show tour made another stop at GMA today, but unlike the zonked-yet-consummately-ladylike presence of Katie Holmes, an animated Diane Keaton seemed in full command of her mental faculties, if somewhat lacking in the ladylike department.
During an inspired riff in which she coveted Diane Sawyer ripe, pillowy lips, the iconic screen comedienne lamented how scoring such a genetic good fortune would have allowed her the luxury of not having "to work on my fucking personality." However many millions the slip ends up costing ABC in FCC fines, however, we'd argue was worth it, for it really required something as potent as an f-bomb dropped by a toilet-mouthed showbiz veteran in a turtleneck to finally dispel the stubborn whiff of brainwashing hanging around the studio since yesterday's broadcast.









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At least she was wearing shoes at the time.
"My mother's going to work on your personality with soap in your mouth." Well done, Diane Sawyer. Not bad for a beauty queen. Being married to Mike Nichols serves you well.
Seth i disagree about Ms Keaton seeming to be "in full command of her mental faculties". i think she'd knocked a few back prior to air-time, and that's what accounts for her lack of censoring herself from saying the "F" word. i'm not a fan of GMA, but i might tune in more frequently if i knew i could count on someone as entertaining as Ms. Keaton appearing. she is too funny!
All Hail DIANE KEATON - that dirty little minx
Wonder if they discussed when Diane Sawyer was mentioned as Jack Nicholson's former fiance in "Something's Gotta Give".
At least she's not wearing those damn gloves.
I think the cheeky Diane has been hittin' some of that fucking Purple Drank.
Isn't invective like that better saved for an appearance on "The View?"
Although, it would have been cool to see some hot Diane-on-Diane action . . .
@SugartitsMcFirecrotch: like i said...
Thirty years and innumerable crappy movies later, I want to do Diane Keaton more than ever.
Can I be her in 30 years? As long as I don't have to fuck Woody Allen right now.
@CrankYank: Are you willing to dress like Charlie Chaplin?
@Sweet Panda Love: I am a fan of comfortable shoes.
I WANT HER BOOTS...
And it almost looked like La Sawyer was going to spank her for the F-bomb - now that would of been essential viewing...
@Miss d: Yeah, but definitely not so comfortable.
"Oh my god, stratfordx, that was better than woody!"
Man can dream, man can dream.
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