Pushing? Really? I'm thinking she's more of the epidural, C Section and wake-me-when-it's-over-type.

@Tiger_Tanaka: I'm surprised she's not so riddled with STDs that she can actually deliver normally. Still, that does not discount epidural. She'll be psyched for legitimately prescribed pain-killers.

Um, yeah. I call shenanigans on the idea of Nicole Richie being conscious during this special time, let alone doing any pushing.

She's going to start pushing soon...pushing photos of her newborn infant to the highest tabloid bidder, that is.

Not very often does an infant come out weighing more than the mother.

She's gonna give it some hideous name like Anus Kitston Madden or Sock Puppet Richie, I just know it.

@Desk_hack: Grove Vuitton Escovedo

Corkboard MyKynzie Madden

Adderall KetelOne Ritchie

@blackheartededitor: Yes, she'll misspell her own name.

@Tiger_Tanaka:

You don't need an epidural AND general anesthetic, just one.

@NotReadyForPrimeTime: unless you're Nicole Richie, in which case you've already built up a tolerance to one.

@NotReadyForPrimeTime: Need? Who cares about need? Just hand over the Black Amex, let them play pincushion, and set a wake-up call for the Price Is Right.

Afterwards, you can meet Thelonius Commodore Richie.

Here it is kids, the actual winner: Harlow Winter Kate Madden

...cause that's what she actually named it.

I can't wait to read all the upcoming articles on "How Nicole Lost the Baby Weight"!

Aguielera's in labour at the same hospital. That whole area must be out of narcotics by now.

When "they" begin naming their kids Berniece or Ethel, call me.

!everyone run for the hills!