Defamer

Yawn. Nice try Nicole, but Tom still wins this round.

So why exactly didn't Tom and Nicole have kids? Inquiring minds want to know.

Better lay off the Botox, Nicole or that baby will be stillborn.

Who's the father?

Cue the announcement of Katie Holmes' new pregnancy in three...two...one...

@NoWireHangers: Just about exactly what I was thinking. Or at least the kid won't be able to cry because he/she won't be able to move its facial muscles.

New Zealandish. Love it.

Nicole, you do realize you will have to eat food for this child to survive, right?

I can totally understand her not wanting to announce it til she is further along. Any woman over 35 should hold off on telling people until they are at least 3 months along. I know several people who have worked with her and they all say the same thing. Nice, down to earth, unassuming.

So both of Tom Cruise's ex-wives couldn't get pregnant with him, but got pregnant with subsequent spouses. Make of that what you will.

Thank you all, he can't get two wives pregnant, but impregnantes someone he has dated for 3 weeks? How bizzare!!!!

Does this mean Naomi Watts will start sporting her own baby-bump in the next few weeks?

@Sweet Panda Love: they announced they were "trying for another" just about the time Kidman's baby bump rumours started.

She's going to look like one of those nearly invisible sea horses. OK, even more like one.

Miss Golden Globes 2024, Botoxia-Nervosa Heroina Kidman-Urban.

Considering the likely source of the inspermination, I'm sure the baby shall be fondly named "Butterball".

Scary - what if it gets her looks and his brains?

And congratulations to Fed Ex for keeping the sperm at optimum temperature...

@LIttle Mintz Sunshine: Thank you for my morning laugh! Love the name! Feminine, unique...nice. :o)

Katie better be fake-having triplets if she wants to compete.

@ WANKSTER: I think they kept trying, but I believe she had a few miscarriages. Of course I've never met her, but I've always like Nicole. She seems to have a lot of class.

@wankster: That would have required him to put his penis into her vagina. Ick!!!

It's official. Now, neither Tom or Nicole have any remaining use for those decoy kids they adopted years ago.

Back from whence you came, rented babies!