Positively glowing and sporting a matching set of milk-engorged bosoms, Elisabeth Hasselbeck made her much-hooplah'd return to The View today with new baby Taylor Thomas in tow, the adorable newborn hoisting a tiny I Heart Huckabee placard that owed a major debt to the infant campaigning techniques trailblazed by The Incredible Picketing Baby. While a cautious Joy Behar noted that perhaps the hot lights, a studio audience, and the Viewmaster piping instruction into the baby's earpiece to "coo a segue into Hot Topics" might have all been a little overwhelming for a seven-week-old, a positively gushy Sherri Shepherd couldn't get enough of the new addition to their lineup, insisting Elisabeth fill her in on every last detail about the birth, including the name of her stork delivery service.

12:45 PM on Mon Jan 7 2008
By Seth
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metroville at 01:19 PM on 01/07/08
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Now, now, Defamer...Muppet Lady knows where babies come from. As she's previously explained, such understanding is exactly what excuses a mother from having to know absolutely anything else whatsoever.

For example, the shape of the planet.
NoWireHangers at 01:33 PM on 01/07/08
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Taylor Thomas you say? As in my sister's 1995 Tiger Beat pin-up?
strategerie at 01:42 PM on 01/07/08
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Isn't Taylor Thomas' bold statement a FEC violation? Then again, I'm sure his mother doesn't concern herself with such trivialities.

It's never too early for TT to start pulling himself up by the bootstraps, is it?
Hart88 at 01:57 PM on 01/07/08
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Either the Boob Fairy skipped the Hasselbeck house, or that's one hungry kid.
OldTowneTavern at 05:20 PM on 01/07/08
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@NoWireHangers: Was Tiger Beat still around in 1995? What the hell does "Tiger Beat" mean anyway?
yvonnjanae at 08:09 PM on 01/07/08
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I thought Tiger Beat was still around now. It definitely was in the early 90s.
Wolfsheim at 10:52 PM on 01/07/08
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Sherri never wondered if boobs were round...
jwick25 at 03:47 AM on 01/08/08
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If I ever again have to see Elisabeth's boob demonstration...I will be forced to gouge my eyes out with the flat, pointy edge of the planet.